The Best Tweets About Marco Rubio Getting Owned at CNN’s Gun Debate Town Hall
Making yourself look weak and spineless to every side of one of the most contentious policy debates in America today probably isn’t the best strategy for a presidential hopeful, but that didn’t stop Marco Rubio from serving himself up for an endless feast of dunks tonight. The Republican Senator from Florida appeared alongside his fellow Florida Congressmen Senator Bill Nelson and Representative Ted Deutch (both Democrats) at a CNN town hall about the gun debate tonight. All three took questions from survivors and the parents of victims of last week’s school shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, and, uh, it didn’t go so well for Rubio. Check out these videos from CNN, and expect way more in-depth analysis from Paste’s politics team soon:
Here’s Fred Guttenberg, who lost his daughter in the Parkland shooting, telling Rubio that his response to the shooting has been “pathetically weak”:
Here’s Cameron Kasky, a Stoneman Douglas student and survivor of the shooting, asking Rubio if he’ll still accept donations from the NRA:
Basically the teenagers and bereaved asked the hard questions that the news media usually doesn’t ask, and every step of the way an NHL arena full of voters and citizens jeered Rubio and let him know exactly how disrespectful and insufficient his mealy-mouthed responses were. The senator tried to play both sides tonight, telling the pro-gun control crowd at the town hall that he sympathized with them and would support certain measures that restricted some legal access to specific guns, while refusing to cast aside the NRA, which has spent over $3 million on Rubio’s various candidacies over the last decade. Rubio tried to save face in front of his constituents, while refusing to commit to any legitimate action about the gun crisis facing America. In the process he pleased absolutely nobody, and reinforced the persistent belief that he’s about as spineless and gelatinous as politicians get. Good job, Marco!
But hey: we’re here to talk about comedy, not politics. That was all just much-needed backstory. Rubio, the self-own king, is already a magnet for the sharpest and most incisive of Twitter critics, and tonight did not disappoint. Here are the funniest tweets from Rubio’s richly deserved social media shredding tonight, each one highlighting the sheer cringeworthiness of Rubio’s self-defeating performance.
Marco Rubio before this #CNNTownHall. pic.twitter.com/VaGhpgjKFG
— Jeremy Newberger (@jeremynewberger) February 22, 2018
I’m not saying it’s a solution but a channel of people yelling at Marco Rubio would be very soothing to watch.
— Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnson) February 22, 2018
Going well for Rubio so far pic.twitter.com/hrT1N9ci7g
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 22, 2018
Trump should consider arming Marco Rubio bc he is under heavy fire right now
— Jake Plunkett (@JakePlunkett) February 22, 2018
I would get cable if it meant I could watch Marco Rubio get yelled at every day.
— Listen I’m Scary OK (@katiemcvay) February 22, 2018
Can’t believe I missed the Comedy Central roast of Marco Rubio.
— Dustin Nelson, First of His Name* (@dlukenelson) February 22, 2018
marco rubio comes home, beaten and bloodied, from townhall debate
looks in mirror and sighs
turns on special hot tub filled with NRA money
takes off clothes
slowly gets in
“aaahhhhhhhhhh”— John DeVore (@JohnDeVore) February 22, 2018
If you liked watching Marco Rubio lose a debate to Chris Christie and Donald Trump, you’ll LOVE watching Marco Rubio lose a debate to a group of literal children!
— Zach Heltzel (@zachheltzel) February 22, 2018
Marco Rubio is the one thing Donald Trump has been right about.
— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) February 22, 2018
I suggest CNN drop the town hall/moderator format and move instead to have all the teens in the audience drop burn after burn on Rubio.
— Jon Tayler, Smiling Politely (@JATayler) February 22, 2018
Jesus Christ how does Marco Rubio look himself in the face or plastic genital mound
— Hana Michels (@HanaMichels) February 22, 2018
Rubio: We need guns so we can…
Rubio’s brain: Don’t say “fuck them”
Rubio: …fuck them
Crowd: BOOOOOOOO!— pixelated boat [ASMR] binaural 4 hours (@pixelatedboat) February 22, 2018
Rubio gets credit for showing up like the Washington Generals did. Someone has to get dunked on.
— ana marie cox (@anamariecox) February 22, 2018
Marco Rubio’s struggling because he forgot to make himself a notecard of basic human responses.
— maura quint (@behindyourback) February 22, 2018
Republicans are saying that Rubio deserves credit for even showing to his job, but us liberal snowflakes are the ones that want “participation trophies”
— Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) February 22, 2018
It’s extremely nourishing and cool to see Marco Rubio getting wrecked by local teens and parents but also shout out to Florida Democrats for nominating the Moderate Yacht Dipshits that he easily defeats every six years.
— David Roth (@david_j_roth) February 22, 2018
Rubio: Children are somewhat important, but we also need to consider the rights of gun-Americans
Moderator: You mean guns?
Rubio: Yes— pixelated boat [ASMR] binaural 4 hours (@pixelatedboat) February 22, 2018
Rubio’s straight up fiendin’ for that NRA money and whatnot.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) February 22, 2018
Please @CNN make “Marco Rubio gets called a piece of shit by his constituents” a daily show
— ft. Will Weldon (@oldmanweldon) February 22, 2018
— Nick Piccone (@nickpiccone) February 22, 2018