The Funniest Tweets about the Redacted Mueller Report
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The redacted Mueller Report was finally released today, and although there seems to be lots of compelling evidence of some legit shenanigans going down, there’s roughly a 0% chance that anything will come of it. The GOP and its followers will refuse to believe anything critical of Trump at this point, and the Democratic leadership is too weak, lazy and inert to do anything about it. Good times, indeed.
Pretty much the only thing anybody can do at this point is talk all kinds of shit about Trump and Bill Barr and Sarah Sanders and everybody else who’s helped to derail the full release of the report and an honest accounting of what it actually says. And when it comes to talking shit, nothing’s more vital than Twitter. Here are the funniest tweets about all of today’s news, from Barr’s press conference this morning, to the release of the redacted report later in the day, to the reaction to the predictable cries of “exoneration!” and “witch hunt!” from Trump and his lackeys. Check ‘em out before you start drinking yourself into oblivion yet again.
On page 290 of the #MuellerReport, the words of a very innocent and very cool person: pic.twitter.com/clye7tOFGO
— Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) April 18, 2019
Devastated to learn the Mueller report doesn’t pass the Bechdel test.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) April 18, 2019
Let’s hear Bill Barr out. Sure, he may look like belongs in a political cartoon with the word “Corruption” written on him, but, uh, hang on I was going somewhere with this
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) April 18, 2019
I wish my scale would lie to me like Sarah Sanders lies to America. #MuellerReportpic.twitter.com/DCCcm1XkQ8
— Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) April 18, 2019
Just downloaded the redacted #MuellerReport. Very funny, Mr. Barr. Very funny. pic.twitter.com/J2xnhzk93t
— Jarrett Bellini (@JarrettBellini) April 18, 2019
Someone Whose Behavior Doesn’t Inspire A 448 Page Legal Document 2020
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) April 18, 2019
Mueller concluded Trump jr. was too ignorant to violate election laws. If ‘too stupid to be guilty’ is a thing, this whole family is bullet-proof.
— Matt Fernandez 5/9 @ The Orlando Improv (@FattMernandez) April 18, 2019
So Mueller’s report was an attempt to pass the ball to Congress, but Barr intercepted the ball, ate it, declared the game over. Now, we get to pick through the vomit.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) April 18, 2019
Trump’s impeachment is being treated like a game of hot potato.
— Jena Friedman (@JenaFriedman) April 18, 2019
what is this, robin thicke? because of all the blurred lines!
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) April 18, 2019
The best part is that Trump’s quote, “this is the end of my presidency; I’m fucked,” could feasibly also describe literally anything else he has ever done while in office.
— Dumb Idiot Riley Fox (@riley_fox) April 18, 2019
The #MuellerReport over here looking like a sideways Black Flag logo. pic.twitter.com/438nWz90es
— Jill Hopkins (@Jillhopkins) April 18, 2019
Gotta say Pitchfork nailed it on this one pic.twitter.com/9398qRZXQL
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) April 18, 2019
It’s a little weird to me that after 2 years the Mueller report is finally released and there are NO songs?
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) April 18, 2019
Whatever happens, never forget that the Mueller investigation gave us the most hack joke of all time pic.twitter.com/6GmyzKdq7U
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) April 18, 2019
