40. Julie Klausner—@julieklausner
Twitter Bio: I created Difficult People and I have lots of love to give.
Best Recent Tweet: Finally watching the Malala documentary and I can’t believe all she accomplished after she invented the Miracle Mop
Runner-Up: “2015, the year we listened to more jazz” was the last headline she read w/the word “we” in it that made her quit the internet forever
39. Debra DiGiovanni—@debradigiovanni
Twitter Bio: I’m a comedian, but I tell taxi drivers I’m a happily married housewife with kids.
Best Recent Tweet: I was almost named Donna. I wonder what my life would’ve been like?
(MONTAGE OF ME LIVING A LIFE OF CRIME AS DONNA, A BLONDE IN A JUMPSUIT)
Runner-Up: Every once in awhile I’ll forget that I’m a miracle of birth (a twin) and then my mom reminds me by calling me ‘that second one’.
38. Abbi Crutchfield—@curlycomedy
Twitter Bio: Comedian • Contributor @Someecards • curlycomedy on Instagram
Best Recent Tweet: There should be a rude bot that just replies to tweets with “rude.”
Runner-Up: I can’t get rid of my under-eye bags no matter how late I stay up working on a solution.
37. Katie McVay—@katiemcvay
Twitter Bio: Smash dicks, get rich. Helped make @TheComedyExpo, @YellYouBetter, and also my mother cry once.
Best Recent Tweet: Many blessings to the man who has just messaged me a description of his six shirts and wants to know why he needs to buy more.
Runner-Up: People who live where they grew up: Do you not have any ghosts you are desperately trying to outrun, or do you just love being haunted?
36. Eric Dadourian—@ericdadourian
Twitter Bio: Juilliard
Best Recent Tweet: Using a 3 in the place of an E is one of the all time smoothest moves you can pull.
Runner-Up: I got a tattoo because it was free and that’s kind of how I joined Scientology.
35. Jeff Lyons—@usedwigs
Twitter Bio: Executive Producer of ‘Nephew Swap’
Best Recent Tweet: “It’s been a hell of a run…” I whisper as I open the hamper and gently toss in the sweatpants I’ve been wearing the last 9 days.
Runner-Up: Don’t want to ruin anyone’s #NewYearsEve but Pitbull just fell off the tightrope during Pitbull’s New Year’s Eve Tightrope Party. He’s Dead.
34. April Richardson—@Apey
Twitter Bio: I should’ve started R.A.P.E. — Rappers Against Phony Entertainers. http://aprilrichardson.com
Best Recent Tweet: Update on new favorite emoji combo: cool muscle guy / flexing on you
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Runner-Up: “I am an absolute and total authority on this thing I have been doing for five minutes, so read on.” — almost every article on the Internet
33. Siobhan Thompson—@vornietom
Twitter Bio: I write for College Humor but also, like, for myself, ya know?
Best Recent Tweet: So do you think Bill Cosby will yell at the other inmates for sagging their pants or what
Runner-Up: Christmas Instagrams are great because you get to see which of your friends grew up in houses with multiple chandeliers
32. so sad today—@sosadtoday
Twitter Bio: lady macbeth // [email protected] // http://www.vice.com/author/So-Sad-Today
Best Recent Tweet: “I’ve reached the point where I just don’t care anymore” —me every day
Runner-Up: she died as she lived, tweeting while crossing the street
31. Norm MacDonald—@normmacdonald
Twitter Bio: This is my official twitter i like bananas. theyre yellow.
Best Recent Tweet: [He deletes them all so we don’t remember. He’s worth following though!—Ed.]
Runner-Up: [Ditto.—Ed.]
30. Rob Huebel—@robhuebel
Twitter Bio: I give medicinal cocaine to baby animals
Best Recent Tweet: Just saw a lady in Santa hat get thrown off a Southwest flight but I don’t think that was why
Runner-Up: Heads up if you got married by a snowman you pretended was a Parson your marriage doesn’t count and you can walk away anytime
