60. Billy Eichner—@billyeichner
Twitter Bio: Emmy nom’d host – BILLY ON THE STREET! Thurs on @TruTV 10:30/930c or TBS Weds at midnite! DIFFICULT PEOPLE on @HULU! CRAIG on PARKS & REC! billyeichner on Insta
Best Recent Tweet: I want to remake Love Actually but with very ugly actors.
Runner-Up: I hate that Christmas isn’t about me.
59. Tom Scharpling—@scharpling
Twitter Bio: Host of The Best Show. Writer. Director. 1/2 of Scharpling & Wurster. Professional chump steamroller. REV IT UP IN 2014, RUN THEM OVER IN 2015.
Best Recent Tweet: I hope George Lucas creates a new space franchise even better than Star Wars and everyone loves it and he kills it off just to punish nerds
Runner-Up: Is it more likely that Johnny Manziel wins a Super Bowl ring or an AVN award? GIVE ME YOUR ANSWERS NOW
58. Megan Amram—@meganamram
Twitter Bio: it’s this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that’s ‘in’ right now. – my mom
Best Recent Tweet: Americans sure like Star Wars for something that immediately forces you to read
Runner-Up: My ideal portion size is “four sets of utensils in the delivery bag”
57. Nick Wiger—@nickwiger
Twitter Bio: Hick tiger. Hunk
Best Recent Tweet: VI > VII > IV > V > I > III > II
…relax nerds, I’m talking about final fantasies ????
Runner-Up: Michael Bays new movie is called 13 Hours… What it’s about, a trip to the DMV.
“Thanks for following in 2015” -Nick Wiger
56. Michael Ian Black—@michaelianblack
Twitter Bio: Noted (((expert))).
Best Recent Tweet: And so 2015 ends just as it began, with Dick Clark rotting in his grave.
Runner-Up: Yes, Christmas is over but that doesn’t mean you have to stop hating your family.
55. Zoe Klar—@zoeklar
Twitter Bio: B-Cup • http://instagram.com/zoeklar
Best Recent Tweet: the two things i will never do on an airplane are relax and enjoy the flight.
Runner-Up: get your disgusting family off my newsfeed
54. Rory Scovel—@roryscovel
Twitter Bio: [blank]
Best Recent Tweet: Would u rather ur 5 month old talk and say she hates u or not talk at all ever but u know she’s thinking that she hates u? #dadproblems
Runner-Up: Fine, I’ll bite. Whats Star Wars?
53. Sara Schaefer—@saraschaefer1
Twitter Bio: Comedian. Stand up album: apple.co/1NEK8Ma
Podcast LIES: wnyc.org/shows/lies/ So many other things. saraschaefer.com
Best Recent Tweet: Instagram has this neat feature that if you look back far enough into someone’s photos, you WILL find evidence that they hate you!
Runner-Up: The greatest act of kindness on Xmas is not looking up your dad’s favorite story on Snopes & sharing the results with your whole family
52. Michael—@Home_Halfway
Twitter Bio: If you’re not wearing pants, I won’t light this candle.
Best Recent Tweet: Twitter is great if you can’t afford therapy but you also don’t want to get any better.
Runner-Up: It’s like my grandpa always said, “Shut the fuck up and give me your lunch money.”
Runner-Up: This is known to be the same cupcake worn by the killer.
