I’ve heard of folks dissing “Hanzo mains” before but this? Now it’s officially a thing. Once a teenage girl has brought a diss into the folds of her daily vocabulary, it’s all over.
This bit of hilaritypopped up yesterday on Twitter. The daughter of Twitch streamer Abrekke83 got written up by a teacher because she called another student a “Hanzo main” after the boy had stolen her pencil. The teacher is adorably bewildered, and the girl, admirably bold: apparently she corrected the misspelling of Hanzo on the first note and was written up a second time. I admire her priorities.
God bless teenage gamer girls.