Autumn Classics: The Amityville Horror (1979)
The tall tale that gave birth to a horror cottage industry turns 40.

In the time of year when the winds grow sharp and the shadows grow long, lovers of film often turn to the creepy, dreary, and melancholy movies of autumn. This October, Ken Lowe is remembering four of these Autumn Classics that are reaching major milestones. You can catch up on all previous entries here.
Ghosts are not real. This is somehow really controversial. For whatever reason, people want, desperately, to believe in spirits. That, more than the effects or the performances, is what lured audiences to theaters in 1979, a couple years after the words “based on a true story” had helped copies of Jay Anson’s ostensibly nonfiction book The Amityville Horror fly off the shelves.
The Amityville Horror is not nonfiction because it is about a family surviving a haunted house, and, again, ghosts are not real. However, because people want so fervently to believe in this kind of thing, or at least have fun pretending they do, we are still to this very day getting movies based off an admitted hoax.
The movie begins right off with the unexplained mass murder of a family in a distinctive-looking house in Long Island in November of 1974. A year later, the Lutz family of George (James Brolin), Kathy (Margot Kidder) and their three kids move in for the exorbitant-at-the-time price of $80,000. The house, they are told, was the site of a murder, and that’s why they can afford even that steep price. In a matter of days, things start going bump in the night, their daughter makes an imaginary friend named Jody (who is totally not a demon or anything), and the efforts of the local pastor (Rod Stieger) are thwarted by eldritch swarms of flies and snarling demonic voices that demand he GET OUT.
The spooky incidents get increasingly violent and unpredictable, though they don’t have a strong or coherent through-line either: Presumably, they are totally not made up, and the messiness of life (and not the fact that they are total made-up bullshit) are the reason they seem scattershot.
Because they’re so closely based on the incidents in Anson’s book, a lot of the individual scares are never really contextualized or explained. In one instance, Kathy just randomly appears to her husband as if she’s some wrinkled hag, and then the fit passes. At various points, Kidder’s character has dreams or hallucinations that seem to be premonitions of doom and at others she’s totally oblivious to the danger around her. At other times it seems like their daughter, Amy (Natasha Ryan), is going to be possessed and turned into a little psycho axe murder child, but that never really pays off either. The entire trajectory of the film suggests that Jack, like Jack Torrance in the following year’s The Shining, is going to go nuts and chop his whole family up, and again, this does not ever happen.
The reason it doesn’t, of course, is that this is based on a true story and this did not happen in real life (because none of it did, because ghosts are not real). The result is a haunted house horror ride of a scary movie, filled with plenty of spooky happenings and harrowing performances, but little in the way of any coherent themes.