Every #1 Hit Song From 2013 Ranked From Worst to Best
Featuring Macklemore, Pink, Bruno Mars, Miley Cyrus and more

From the start of July through this weekend, we’ve been ranking every Billboard #1 hit from 1973, 1983, 1993, 2003 and 2013 from worst to best in each respective year. Last week, we looked at what 2003 had to offer—including chart-toppers from Jennifer Lopez, Eminem, 50 Cent and others. At only a dozen tracks, that year’s 52-week span revealed how complex and unbalanced the appetite of America was when it came to music’s mainstream. This time around, we’re looking at 11 tracks that found musical immortality in 2003. One of the worst #1 hits since 2000 spent 12 weeks atop the charts, while two legendary, all-time tracks helped shape enduring pop star careers.
As is the case with the era these songs come from, there are quite a few disappointing entries. I’d argue that many of these songs are forever bound to 2013 and are practically unlistenable now. There are four, maybe five, unbeatable entries, while the remaining half-dozen are subpar and outdated. With pop music as the titanic guiding force, this is the most upbeat list we’ve had so far—as only two ballads grace the final ranking.
To score a #1 hit is an achievement that makes your career immortal in some capacity—whether the songs are good, great or just plain awful (see many of the songs on this list). But, these artists put in the work and got to the promised land. 2013 offered up a unique mix of former stars now long-absent from the charts and young legends still making great work. From songs by P!nk to Bruno Mars to Miley Cyrus to Eminem, here are the best #1 hit songs of 2013 ranked. —Matt Mitchell, Assistant Music Editor
11. Robin Thicke ft. T.I. & Pharrell: “Blurred Lines”
There’s not much to say about Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines.” It spent 12 straight weeks at #1, yes, but it also is a harmful song that greatly perpetuates rape culture and sexual violence against women. I can’t say the song hasn’t aged well, because it never had any merit to begin with. —Matt Mitchell
10. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis ft. Wanz: “Thrift Shop”
Now, this is a song that has aged like milk. 2013 really was something else, given that Macklemore—of all musicians—became the most popular artist on the planet. His record with Ryan Lewis, The Heist, drummed up controversy when it topped Kendrick Lamar’s Good Kid, M.A.A.D City, Kanye’s Yeezus, Jay-Z’s Magna Carta Holy Grail and Drake’s Nothing Was the Same for Best Rap Album at the 2014 Grammy Awards, and its fourth single, “Thrift Shop,” is one of the most sonically offensive songs I’ve ever heard. I was 15 when it dropped, the optimal age in a generation that ate this song up when it dropped. I couldn’t find anything to love about it then; I much more preferred “Same Love,” despite its corny, heternormative, poetic waxings about queerness. “Thrift Shop” holds no value 10 years later, regardless if it was a #1 hit. Few artists have ever made a novelty song that transcends time; Macklemore is not in that company. —MM
9. Baauer: “Harlem Shake”
The “Harlem Shake” dance was such a meme that it’s easy to forget that the song itself was a #1 hit for five weeks in 2013. The dance craze that Baauer’s song soundtracked holds no ties to the New York City street dance that originated in the early 1980s. It’s in the same class as “Cha-Cha Slide” or “Cupid Shuffle.” Its appeal relies on advanced participation from the listener, rather than offering any legitimate replay value. “Harlem Shake” exists in the vacuum of its own compartmentalized internet senationalism and nothing more. That’s not a knock on what it did for early meme and dance culture; it’s just a track that I don’t think many music fans are putting on the aux when it’s passed to them. —MM
8. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis ft. Ray Dalton: “Can’t Hold Us”
“Can’t Hold Us” is better than “Thrift Shop,” but, to be fair, the competition isn’t all that stiff. For five weeks, the second single from The Heist topped the charts and ended 2013 as the most-streamed song on Spotify. It’s hard to put into words just how poor Macklemore is at rapping. Given his run at the Grammys in 2014, you’d think he was the second coming of Eminem. Unfortunately, his work never got off the ground in a meaningful, timeless way. What allowed a no-substance track like “Can’t Hold Us” to gain such acclaim is the pure truth that music was in an identity crisis 10 years ago. Everyone was bending over backwards to reach pop stardom, the best hip-hop albums weren’t getting their due on the awards circuits and no rock acts were transcending their own spheres. Of course a track like “Can’t Hold Us” was bound to succeed. Its blandness defined everything happening across mainstream music at the time. —MM