Review Haiku
Acid leaves me cold.
Bring me my rabbit fur coat.
Jen, you let me down.
—Rachael Maddux
Biiitch, please: Jen’s on fire!
Acid burns with spunk, pluck and
ambition. Cold? No.
—Nick Marino
Bring back Watson Twins.
This is campy and childish.
Nick: zero, Rach: one.
—Kate Kiefer