What I Learned Fishing In A Tournament In Mexico Despite Having Never Fished Before
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Fishing is one of those activities I have always evaded unintentionally. I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve indulged in it, but not so much with the number of fish I’ve caught, because that number is actually zero. Therefore, it came as a surprise to receive an invite to Baja California Sur in Mexico to not only fish but to be a part of a fishing tournament with actual, valuable prizes with monetary value. I would be entirely out of my element—a fish out of water, if you will. The entire experience seemed intriguing, if not amusing given my lack of expertise, so I figured why not?
The trip would cover the famed Sea of Cortez, a place Jacques Cousteau called the “aquarium of the world” for its high concentration of marine life. I landed in San Jose del Cabo and met Jess, a journalist with an actual fishing background whose presence on the trip made much more sense than my own, and we set out for Los Barriles, our first stop on our fishing journey. I double-checked the itinerary for the next day—we would leave at six o’clock in the morning. I yawned myself awake nine hours later, threw on some clothes, and sauntered outside to the beach, still squinting as I boarded the Bohemia, our ride for the day.
After preparing the lines with Luis, Bohemia’s captain, we engaged in “trolling.” Only knowing the internet’s definition of the word, I was amused to find the fishing version isn’t much different. Trolling involves hooking bait to a line, casting it out of the stern, and then innocently taking the boat for a spin dragging the lures behind while hoping the fish don’t realize something is up. At this point, everyone relaxes, takes in the scenery, and partakes in casual conversation that all becomes abruptly upended into chaos the moment the rod does something.
Unfortunately, the first day of the trip didn’t result in many somethings, but rather lots of waiting while huddling under the rapidly disappearing shade as noon drew near. One of the other fishermen on the water, also not finding much biting that day, gave us a humorous rendition of “La Cucaracha” over the radio. After close to eight hours with only a few catches to speak of, we returned to the shore, packed our things, and set out for La Paz, our next destination for the tournament.
5 a.m. came fast the next day. Jess and I piled into the car, where our driver Victor pointed out various landmarks as he took us into town—a hilltop rancho with a good vista, a mountain perfect for his daily hike, a trail leading to a scenic sight over the Sea of Cortez and the Pacific Ocean. We picked up Pedro Sors, a gregarious local celebrity who has hosted a fishing show, Con Caña y Carrete, in Mexico for the last 27 years. In between cracking jokes and getting to know everyone, I sensed a genuine love of the land from the two of them that is always infectious to encounter when visiting new parts of the world—and I can’t say I blame them, with the saguaro cacti-filled filled mountains creating a striking juxtaposition of desert against the piercing blue, crystalline sea.
Eager ships rocked in the marina in La Paz, with some playing party music and passing celebratory beers as the start time approached. After a short walk through the docks, we arrived at the “Plan B.” With recent high-profile marine shipwrecks and implosions being in the news lately, I wondered if this wasn’t the most auspicious name. Plan B boasted an upper level with a pleasing view of the surroundings and a shady, spacious middle floor with comfy, ample seating and fancy radars with colorful diagrams measuring speed, depth, and other esoteric bits of fishing data whose meanings I didn’t comprehend. There was a wide stern lined with tall, powerful rods and cozy lower quarters inside the hull with a bed and a bathroom whose wall held a sign reading “What happens in the boat stays in the boat.” In every corner were mysterious gadgets whose uses were fascinating to discover as the day went on. It was quite the vessel. It makes one wonder what Plan A was.
Plan B was helmed by Tom and Dorian. Tom was a friendly fellow from Nevada who owned a roofing business for several years before selling the company to his son and retiring to Mexico. Dorian, who worked with Tom during the roofing days and sharing his love of fishing, came with him down to Baja. Their affection for the sport was contagious as they told us their stories and gave us a quick tour of the ship, and Tom gave Jess, Victor, and I a rundown of the safety procedures and a plan of what to do when we had a catch. After some preparation, we sailed by the starting gate to flash our number for the tournament, which was “007.” As the number of the patron saint of suave, sneaky secret agents, whose qualities undoubtedly come in handy for catching fish, this felt like a positive omen for the tournament.
I climbed to the upper level to admire the gorgeous sun peeking eastward over the mountains and reflecting its electric yellows in the waves before the entry bell sounded and the chaos of a hundred boats raced at once towards the Sea of Cortez. Their overlapping wakes shook Plan B like a metronome to the extent that I thought I might get hurled overboard. I thanked my good fortune upon discovering that I don’t get seasick, and having the desire to stay dry and not wanting to miss a piece of the action, I went back down to the lower deck.
As we started getting into the sea proper, we countered choppy waves as the other ships cleared out. Hurricanes form in this part of the gulf during summer, and we were evidently experiencing the remnants of a recent storm. We couldn’t quite make it out where we wanted to go due to safety concerns, so once Dorian got us clear of La Paz, Tom started preparing the rods. I watched him as he engineered four lines for trolling with little more than ingenuity, a pair of cutting pliers, fishing line, and some very impressive balance as the boat bounced and smacked on the water. We took turns once everything was set up—the first catch of the day went to Jess, who caught a mahi-mahi, or “dorado” in this part of the world. My turn was next. When the bite came, I started hearing the words “toro” and “bull” get yelled out. I sheepishly took up the rod, not knowing what this meant, until I saw a massive, pissed-off fish jump and glare at me before vanishing into the deep and hastily making off with the fishing line.
Now, part of my memory had registered the fact long ago that fish can be heavy, but my brain had never connected the dots between knowing such fish exist and the effort required to catch them. Tom swooped in and quickly gave me a rundown of what I will henceforth always know as the “Tom Technique.” This involves slowly lowering the rod and then giving the reel a few fast spins as you swiftly bring it up, doing that over and over, letting the fish have the line if it fights back, and bracing yourself by holding a hunched, mild squat and trying to distract yourself from the thigh workout you’re about to receive. Essentially, you are engaging in a protracted ground game—taking what slack in the line you can, letting it have any line if it tries to fight, and overall attempting to wear the fish out.
I had always assumed fishing was the straightforward three-step process of putting a thing on a hook, casting it out, and then waiting. Turns out, it’s a bit more complicated than that. The more time I spent on these boats, the more I realized that the initial assumptions I had made about the simplicity of fishing were far from the sheer complexity, strategy, and depth that centuries have contributed to the art. I didn’t realize rods came with gears like on a bicycle or a car. I also didn’t realize how sturdy they were. There were times when the fish was putting up a real fight where the rod was in a fully bent U-shape, and I was halfway expecting either it or the line to snap, but they never did.