Modern Family: “The Butler’s Escape” (Episode 4.04)

It’s late. Everyone’s still awake; there’s conflict and unhappiness. The cold open of this episode accurately reflects how many viewers feel about this season of Modern Family: we’re in season four (when a show should be past the phase where it’s finding its legs); people are still watching, but we’re conflicted—the show has had its ups and downs, but it’s still a show we’re invested in. And so we’re a little bit unhappy.
It wasn’t a bad episode, but it wasn’t great. Each household had their own storylines this week with very little overlap. Some of the best moments of this series have come from the big family get-togethers. Instead we got mildly interesting vignettes from each family that didn’t add up.
In the Dunphy house, they’re all woken up by smoke, coming from Luke’s magic chest. Phil is thrilled that his son is following in his footsteps and that he has a natural aptitude for magic (if there is such a thing), but Luke confides in Claire that he wants to quit. In order to test if he’s a true magician, Phil puts Luke into a straight jacket and chains contraption so he is forced into performing “The Butler’s Escape” (hence the episode’s name). He’s Lukini-ed his way out in a matter of minutes, but still is adamant about quitting. Meanwhile Alex is making snarky remarks every time she opens her mouth. It boils down to Luke being bullied at school and Alex missing her sister. Neither of these situations are particularly deep—resolved within 30 minutes as per usual sitcom fodder. The new queen bee Alex had the best lines and delivery. Luke and Phil can have great chemistry together (remember the fake blood?), but they didn’t connect in this episode.
Over at the Pritchett house, Jay and Manny are being kept awake by Gloria’s snoring. Manny tries to remedy the situation by giving Gloria nasal strips, but she doesn’t take the news that she sounds like an old man well. Jay chickens out, and won’t back up Manny’s story. This leads to Jay renting a hotel room, Gloria finding out and thinking he’s having an affair, and him finally telling her the truth. It’s a tired, overused sitcom gag that didn’t look much better or worse on this show. The best part was that Stella got screen time—twice.