The 30 Best Liz Lemon Quotes

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To say goodbye to 30 Rock and the woman who taught us all about working on our night cheese, we collected our favorite Liz Lemon quotes over the past seven seasons.

10. Favorite Things

“Trying on jeans is my favorite thing! Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.” (Episode 5.7, “Brooklyn Without Limits”)

9. Rejection

“I don’t care. I’ll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created X-Men!” (Episode 4.16, “Floyd”)

8. Games

“Deviousness? I guess two can play at that game. Just like most games.” (Episode 7.5, “There’s No I in America”)

7. Nooner

“And now I am heading home for a nooner—which is what I like to call having pancakes for lunch.” (Episode 6.2, “Idiots Are People Two!”)

6. Plastic Bag

“You know what Mr. Bag? I will have a nice day! I”m gonna hang you in my kitchen! And fill you with other bags! YOU WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY!” (Episode 5.22, “Everything Sunny All the Time Always”)

5. Eye Rolling

“I want to roll my eyes right now but the doctor said if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.” (Episode 5.16, “TGS Hates Women”)

4. Green

“You know I can’t wear green, Jenna! The Clinique lady says I have witch undertones.” (Season 7.1, “The Beginning of the End”)

3. Single

“I don’t need anyone. Because I can do every single thing that a person in a relationship can. Everything. Even zip up my own dress. You know, there are some things that are actually harder to do with two people. Such as monologues.” (Episode 4.13, “Anna Howard Shaw Day”)

2. Lady Hero

“You are my heroine! And by heroine I mean lady hero. I don’t want to inject you and listen to jazz.” (Episode 2.4, “Rosemary’s Baby”)

1. Pick-Up Line

“Really? I already have a drink. Do you think he’d buy me mozzarella sticks?” (Episode 1.8, “The Break up”)