The Funniest Tweets About the 2018 Grammys

Don’t worry: we’re not about to start caring about the Grammys. Please, give us some respect. It takes a lot of work to be more irrelevant than most pointless awards shows, but the Grammys have always worked overtime to realize that dream. Yes: the Grammys are even more meaningless than whatever the SAG Awards are.

They happened again last night, the Grammys, and people talked about them. The closest the Grammys get to relevance is when people are making fun of them, so let’s take a quick glance at the best and funniest tweets about last night’s Grammys. Based on the tweets I guess Donald Glover was nominated for something? And maybe Patti Lupone? Who knows. Certainly not us!

Read ‘em and weep (for spending literally any amount of time ever thinking about the Grammys).

Meanwhile in the dimension where Bernie won, the Grammys just retroactively gave the 1993 Album of the Year award to In on the Kill Taker

— TWlTTER DOT COM SLASH PIXELATED BOAT (@pixelatedboat) January 29, 2018

Good luck to everyone that has to guess how the name “6LACK” is pronounced tonight. #GRAMMYs

— Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) January 28, 2018

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glad it turned out i missed the grammys and not the tony awards because i was going to tweet “ey, i got a tony award right here, it’s a nice gabagool (1/36)” and then tweet “eyyyyy!” at myself 35 times with different #s of E’s, Y’s & caps but i guess now i’ve spoiled the surprise

— Muscular Baby (@Mobute) January 29, 2018

also please remember theres a sbarro’s like 60 feet from the #GRAMMYs venue so all your favs have a chance of smelling that good ketchup pizza

— Desus Nice (@desusnice) January 29, 2018

Interest in the Grammys is directly proportional to need for new Twitter followers

— Robert Wheel LLC (@BobbyBigWheel) January 29, 2018

someday Donald Glover‘s gonna EGOTXXL, which is when you win an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony, and were in Magic Mike XXL

— Lindsay Zoladz (@lindsayzoladz) January 29, 2018

Who on Earth has “always loved the Grammys?” https://t.co/3g8bQAN50W

— Chris Regan (@ChrisRRegan) January 29, 2018

are we sure joy villa isn’t a fake black twitter account come to life? #grammys

— jourdain searles (@jourdayen) January 29, 2018

Catching up on the first hour of Grammys, and I like that Gaga’s makeup story tonight is “me following a youtube makeup tutorial after a bottle of wine” pic.twitter.com/4rmdpOBMIA

— Michelle Collins (@michcoll) January 29, 2018

I usually find political statements at award shows mawkwish, but I have to admit I was deeply moved watching James Corden be castrated on stage at the Grammys 

— TWlTTER DOT COM SLASH PIXELATED BOAT (@pixelatedboat) January 29, 2018

The Grammys, like all award shows, are a hollow and futile showering of meaningless validation upon people who don’t even deserve it. Please fave and retweet.

— Chris Scott (@iamchrisscott) January 29, 2018

If Trump tweets anything about Hillary Clinton at the Grammys, we will have good solid information about what upsets him more than a school shooting.

— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) January 29, 2018

If I want to feel old I’ll watch the Grammys. If I want to feel like I haven’t aged at all I’ll watch the Royal Rumble.

— Mike Lawrence (@TheMikeLawrence) January 28, 2018

my favorite part of the #GRAMMYs has always been when they have a supercomputer analyze & categorize the emotional themes in music!! pic.twitter.com/w6i1nZK9iu

— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) January 29, 2018

When trump said black unemployment was at an all time low he was counting all these choirs performing back up at the Grammys 

— Desus Nice (@desusnice) January 29, 2018

I can’t believe Bono is trying to teach that river about punk rock. #grammys

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) January 29, 2018

“That’s right” / “It’s the Grammys” / “DJ Khaled” / “That’s right” / – copyright DJ Khaled

— Mike Scully (@scullymike) January 29, 2018

I’m disgusted that the Grammys included this in their “In Memoriam” segment pic.twitter.com/ktDZrIRp5R

— TWlTTER DOT COM SLASH PIXELATED BOAT (@pixelatedboat) January 29, 2018

Jerry Seinfeld at the Grammys is a reminder that if you have enough money you can go anywhere you don’t belong.

— maura “are jack and biz nazis?” quint (@behindyourback) January 29, 2018

The Grammys should force Damo Suzuki to perform “I Am Damo Suzuki” as a tribute to Mark E. Smith

— Zach Schonfeld (@zzzzaaaacccchhh) January 28, 2018

Watching the #GRAMMYs with closed captioning is super helpful pic.twitter.com/B9k3sqCNik

— Ali Spagnola (@alispagnola) January 29, 2018

Trump trying not to tweet watching that Kendrick performance. #Grammyspic.twitter.com/57VXb45rOn

— Travon Free (@Travon) January 29, 2018

Trump hasn’t tweeted about Hillary at the Grammys yet so whoever they have in charge of jangling a set of keys to distract him today is doing a great job.

— (((????????????????????????????????????????????????????))) (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 29, 2018

im the blogger who came into work tonight (Brooklyn, natch, so i took the train ) to watch the grammys and write posts saying the internet is here for this, and that oneof the celebs did somethign that is everything

— jon hendren (@fart) January 28, 2018

Grammys really playing the music you hear when you’re in the Starbucks bathroom nervous cuz there’s probably a line forming

— Desus Nice (@desusnice) January 29, 2018

Miley Cyrus transforming back into white safety after her explicit trap era #GRAMMYspic.twitter.com/zzWzzlFicJ

— The Network: Superbowl Goals. (@iamdryx) January 29, 2018

The Grammys are for people who Google “I’m white, can I say Bodak Yellow?”

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) January 29, 2018

Grammys Give Best Album Award To General Concept Of Nostalgia

— TWlTTER DOT COM SLASH PIXELATED BOAT (@pixelatedboat) January 29, 2018