Jamie Foxx’s god-given powers of sensuality have already made him fabulously rich and wildly famous, but last Friday he proved they could also be used for humanitarian purposes. Appearing on The Tonight Show, Foxx sexed up some of the English language’s most unappealing words with a simultaneously sultry and gross piano medley. The song managed to cover both old classics like “moist” and “crusty” and as well as newer mood-killers like “staycation.”
Of course, not all of the words were so undeniably unsexy. “Hamburger,” for instance, is considered by many Americans to be one the most romantic words of all. Check it out above and you’ll never look at “Tupperware” the same way again.