Why Did the Bananas Cross the Road? Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler Discuss the 2nd Annual Splitty in the City
Photo by Christine N. Ziemba
On a recent Saturday afternoon in Los Angeles, nearly 150 participants braved the heat to take part in a 1k race (that’s not a typo) with many dressed in banana costumes or “banana-adjacent” attire.
Calling the .621-mile event a race, however, is a misnomer. Though everyone had official bib numbers pinned to their shirts or costumes, the event organizers—comedians and hosts of the Bananas podcast Kurt Braunohler and Scotty Landes—clearly billed their 2nd Annual Splitty in the City as a “non-competitive, un-race for the untrained.” In other words, running is optional.
“What we try to do is create an environment and celebrate how silly and absurd the world is no matter how bad things get,” Landes said in a post-un-race interview. “I think what people are responding to [are] events like Splitty in the City or our live shows where we are taking the absurdity that we celebrate on the podcast and put it out into the real world.”
So after a few warm-up beverages at the Frogtown Brewery starting line, Braunohler and Landes—both decked out as bananas—led the crowd out of the brewery and onto the less-than-picturesque route of Riverside Drive, which runs alongside the 5 Freeway. Of course, no one jogged the course; instead, they walked and bopped along to Baha Men’s earworm “Who Let the Dogs Out,” which played over and over…and over again, blasting out of bluetooth speakers Landes and Braunohler each carried.
Judging by the number of honks and looky-loos at the sea of yellow traveling en masse, the usually jaded Angelenos seemed amused and entertained for at least a half mile. There was a purpose to this parade as it headed to the Elysian Theater for a live episode taping of Bananas, a show in which the hosts riff on strange news from around the world. The ticketed taping also doubled as a fundraiser for the Los Angeles Regional Food Bank, raising nearly $3,500 in proceeds that translates into approximately 14,000 meals.
Landes came up with the idea of Splitty in the City two years ago during “The Great Quar” (which is what he and Braunohler call the COVID-19 quarantine). “I’ve seen the social media posts where people do marathons, half marathons, ultra marathons, and I don’t even like getting up early. And all those races, even 5ks and 10ks, are always at 8 a.m. in some park that’s an hour away,” Landes said.
“We do it in the middle of the day so you can sleep in. You can have your coffee and then… downhill and as short as possible. But you still got the bib. There’s a start. There’s a finish. Basically, I thought it would be fun for everybody who aren’t [part of] the early-morning 10k crowd,” he explained.