What Will David Lynch Do? On Cannes, Netflix and Lynch’s Next Moves

The last thing of director David Lynch’s to get what could be defined as “major distribution” was the 2020 short film What Did Jack Do?. Though originally premiering three years prior in Paris at the Fondation Cartier pour l’Art Contemporain, the bizarre 17-minute short surprise dropped on Netflix on January 20, 2020, almost exactly two months before the COVID-19 pandemic first shut the world down. The film is mostly simple on the surface: In a train station, a detective (played by Lynch) interrogates a talking monkey named Jack who is suspected of murder. In actuality, the film takes the form of a never-ending series of non sequiturs. Questions and answers illogically flow from one path of conversation to the next, producing few answers at all. There is little context as to the relationship between the detective and Jack, who clearly have long-standing prior rapport with one another. About three-quarters of the way through, the monkey breaks out into a musical number about his love for a chicken named Toototabon.
As much of Lynch’s work tends to do, the film functions like something between a dream and a nightmare. Meaning is obscured, or completely absent. It is best watched under the pretense of no pretense at all, and it is a supremely strange and entertaining work of abstraction. For those familiar with Lynch’s work and signature stylistic tics, What Did Jack Do?’s confounding, speculative and often funny nature is merely a welcome addition to the director’s oeuvre—one which his fans are desperate for more output from. Since then, Lynch has released a handful of much shorter films on his YouTube channel under the banner of the “David Lynch Theater.” These are in addition to his daily weather reports—resurrected from his now-defunct early ‘00s website—and two other segments, entitled “What is David Lynch Working on Today?” and “Today’s Number Is…” the latter of which, unsurprisingly, details Lynch picking a random number from a jar and announcing it. All of this has kept fans going during and ever since the COVID-19 lockdowns—even when his new Netflix project, Wisteria, was mysteriously abandoned.
Enter the 2022 Cannes Film Festival. It hasn’t started yet, and Lynch doesn’t have a film premiering there. But for a few brief days, everyone thought that he did. And they were fucking electrified. Lynch, who once swore he would never make a feature film again after 2006’s Inland Empire, had apparently made an entire film in complete secrecy and was now going to bestow it upon the world in just one short month. First, a cryptic tweet was sent out by a film festival director, later confirmed by a Variety announcement. Variety claimed that more than one reputable source had confirmed knowledge of this new, mysterious Lynch film that would be premiering at the prestigious festival and it was set to feature Laura Dern. The French publication Le Figaro wrote that not only would Lynch’s new film be opening Cannes, it would be—in a situation near-identical to Mulholland Drive—the extended pilot-turned-film of Lynch’s abandoned Netflix show, Wisteria.
Then, Lynch denied the rumors, both in an interview to promote the 4K remaster of Inland Empire that has hit theaters this month and in one of his daily weather reports:
Still, some held out hope that it was all a ruse (not me, of course). But then the Cannes lineup was officially announced, and there was no Lynch film to be found. The final coffin nail seemed to be implanted. But it’s a peculiar scenario, and not all the facts add up. How could a major publication like Variety get burned by their “reputable” sources? Why would multiple sources lie about there being a new film from David Lynch? What is there to gain from creating excitement and confusion over something like that? Did all sources simply mistake this “new film” for the 4K remaster of Inland Empire? That seems like an absurdity. Some fans felt that Lynch might be covering up the truth by denying the rumors in order to maintain the element of surprise. And some still do, despite the lack of Lynch in the official Cannes announcement. Unless one particular chaos-creator got to all these sources with the sole intent of stirring up trouble, there are simply too many sources claiming new work from Lynch for absolutely nothing to come out of this, Cannes premiere or not.