The Gray Man Is the Nadir of Netflix’s B-Movie Model

There are movies like Top Gun: Maverick so good that you only think about the insidious cultural forces that birthed them if you are an asshole like me. Then there are movies like The Gray Man, which are so boring that you can’t help but see every weird drone shot and flat line of dialogue as a bellwether for where we’re at in the unfolding history of “content creation,” in all the worst ways. Paste’s Jacob Oller hated The Gray Man a good deal more than I did. The movie manages a level of competence and craft that is the bare minimum for 2022 and certainly the bare minimum from the absurd amount of talent on offer: Besides headliners Ryan Gosling, Chris Evans and Ana de Armas, Jessica Henwick shows up alongside freaking Billy Bob Thornton and Alfre Woodard. It’s directed by the guys who’ve brought you most of the biggest Marvel movies. And yet a few decent moments from Gosling and Evans are about all we get for the two hours of our time.
There’s some inventiveness and color to the action scenes, but it’s hard to figure out what the hell is going on when the camera is cutting in the middle of every single beat in the fight. The actors aren’t great at selling their gnarly wounds. The gunfights want to be stylish—and one that caps the movie’s second act is clearly trying to evoke the nihilism of a Grand Theft Auto rampage. It never quite gets there, just as nothing else in the film—its sentimental flashback, its gruesome torture scene, its aerial skydive combat—quite gets to wherever it is it’s supposedly going, emotionally or dramatically.
“Why did this thing get made?” is a stupid question to ask of a studio film, because the answer is to make money. How the studio perceives it is making money is really the question—and in the case of The Gray Man, or Red Notice, or any of the other recent star-studded-but-undercooked offerings in Netflix’s original film catalog, that’s the most interesting thing about it by far.
“B movie” didn’t used to mean a bad or shoddily made film, nor even one cranked out for a quick buck. It was fairly academic: Theaters used to sell a lot of double features, and the B movie was the feature meant to occupy the other half of the ticket opposite the more obvious draw. Back when talkies had hit theaters but television hadn’t yet infiltrated every single American household, it made financial sense for studios to shell out for lower-budget movies. After all, every movie couldn’t be The Wizard of Oz or Gone with the Wind, and the cheaper you made a movie, the sooner it made its budget back. All those actors and crew indentured to the old studio system’s truly draconian contracts needed work to keep them busy, anyhow. It made sense to crank out B movies, and it gave the world some of its most incredible stars and directors. Some are even still very much alive and kicking.