Rebel Moon—Part Two: The Scargiver Limps a Lifeless Franchise Along

A mere four months ago, Paste’s Brianna Zigler argued that Rebel Moon—Part One: A Child of Fire, Zack Snyder’s streaming sci-fi opus, was “over before it even started.” This is in reference to the fact that the film was specifically positioned by Netflix as merely the appetizer before the meal: The director’s cuts of A Child of Fire and Rebel Moon—Part Two: The Scargiver are apparently coming this summer, but not before we’re force-fed intentionally botched PG-13 versions of each film. In a display of braindead corporate boardroom logic, this seems to be to drum up hype for the potentially better versions that are coming down the pipe, clearly attempting to capitalize on the rabid demand for the “Snyder Cut” of Justice League. The critical reception of Part One suddenly made the prospect of Part Two coming out just months later more of an ominous threat than a promise.
You’d be right to be wary: If watching Rebel Moon—Part One was over before it started, Part Two is a miserable exercise in unearned hubris. Netflix is the main culprit, so brazenly cynical is its ploy to build feigned hype for the real versions of these movies. But, though I typically defend Snyder’s staunch dedication to his particular vision, I’m not so quick to let him off the hook either. A recent interview hot off the presses of Rebel Moon—Part Two: The Scargiver press tour sees Snyder insisting that “You may love or hate my movies, but a vote against me is a vote for the focus-grouped version.”
Normally I may agree with this, as Snyder’s vision is typically deliberately, often contentiously, very much his own. But it’s hard to ignore the patronizing irony of that statement when all we’ve got right now are the focus-grouped versions of Rebel Moon movies cobbled together from ideas taken from some of the most popular properties every made—editions of the Not Star Wars movies where Snyder was given carte blanche, then were completely mangled for a Netflix marketing scheme we’re meant to embrace. You could feel the holes in A Child of Fire, and they’re just as prominent in The Scargiver, a follow-up so unsatisfying that it will be a true feat of directorial loyalty if anyone retains passing interest to give the still-to-come R-rated editions a shot (let alone the apparent four additional movies Snyder apparently has in mind for the franchise).
Rebel Moon—Part Two: The Scargiver starts with a quick recap from the Anthony Hopkins-voiced robot Jimmy, for those of us in the audience who most assuredly forgot whatever it was that happened in the last movie. Villagers Kora (Sofia Boutella) and Gunnar (Michiel Huisman) from the agricultural moon Veldt left their farming community to assemble a team of fighters after the fascist Imperium, led by the sadistic Atticus Noble (Ed Skrein) had arrived and exerted their rule. They successfully defeated Noble, and went back home to live happily ever after. The only problem is, as The Scargiver is quick to remind us, Noble was recovered from the battle site and is being nursed back to health. So it goes.
That’s where we pick up with our band of rebels, returning to Veldt to share the good news of their success, only to immediately learn from Imperium defector Aris (Sky Yang) that their fleet of Dreadnought ships are on their way back to the village regardless, the group unaware of Noble’s survival. Titus (Djimon Hounsou), the former Imperium general whom Kora and the rest of the gang spent most of the last movie looking to recruit, hatches a plan: The villagers must all prepare for the impending invasion by…farming. Specifically, harvesting all of their precious wheat, and stockpiling the grain all around the settlement so that the ships will be dissuaded from blasting them to hell upon arrival.