By now, it’s common knowledge that Kanye West is in some financial trouble. And somehow we doubt that Mark Zuckerberg was moved by his public request for a billion dollars. Luckily for Kanye, the Philadelphia Police Department has offered to help.
This has all the makings of a classic sitcom: notoriously volatile rap icon on the down-and-out takes a job as a humble protector of the peace and has to work alongside the most milquetoast partner you could possibly imagine. Together, they develop the most effective “good cop, batshit crazy bad cop” routine in history. To be honest, if Kanye has his sights set on maintaining his status as a black hole of media attention, he should take this offer.
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