Kanye West Offered A Job … at the Philly Police Department

By now, it’s common knowledge that Kanye West is in some financial trouble. And somehow we doubt that Mark Zuckerberg was moved by his public request for a billion dollars. Luckily for Kanye, the Philadelphia Police Department has offered to help.

We R hiring,@kanyewest! Starting salary of $47,920; u could be debt-free by the year 3122! https://t.co/EHV6nhwuGYpic.twitter.com/TzSTK2zEGr

— Philadelphia Police (@PhillyPolice) February 18, 2016

This has all the makings of a classic sitcom: notoriously volatile rap icon on the down-and-out takes a job as a humble protector of the peace and has to work alongside the most milquetoast partner you could possibly imagine. Together, they develop the most effective “good cop, batshit crazy bad cop” routine in history. To be honest, if Kanye has his sights set on maintaining his status as a black hole of media attention, he should take this offer.

For an explanation of why Kanye’s Yeezy Season 3 may have been profound artistic genius, check out our feature on the event. In case you want to relive any of Kanye’s approximately 21,024,923 other moments of insanity, you can find our full coverage here.