The 10 Best Rides and Attractions at EPCOT
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What’s old is new again: EPCOT is EPCOT once more. After almost two decades as Epcot, Disney World’s second theme park has returned to its past and gone with all caps. When it opened in 1982, the name EPCOT stood for something. It was an acronym for Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow. Based on Walt Disney’s unrealized dream of creating an actual, inhabited city based on utopian ideals and cutting edge technology, when EPCOT opened it was essentially a modern-day, park-sized update of Disney’s Carousel of Progress, examining both the past and future of technology, communication and society. I first went there in 1982, shortly after it opened, as an easily impressed kindergartener whose mind was blown by the Pin Art displays at the Journey Into Imagination pavilion. With beautiful retrofuturistic buildings straight out of sci-fi films and the kind of endless enthusiasm over science that was already feeling quaint by the 1980s, EPCOT felt like the nerdier but cooler older cousin to the Magic Kingdom. It also had small-scale recreations of various countries in the World Showcase, which as a kid I understood was there for the adults.
Much has changed since EPCOT first opened its gates 42 years ago, and although many of those awesome buildings still stand, and science (or at least the appearance of science) still underpins many of its attractions, the techno-utopian ideals aren’t quite as central as they once were. Part of the problem is that technology moves too fast for EPCOT to truly live up to its original purpose—Disney would have to update exhibits and attractions every few years to keep up with new advances, and that’s cost-prohibitive. EPCOT has also embraced a handful of high-tech thrill rides that wouldn’t have been possible in 1982 but still maintain that spirit of technological adventure and advancement. Its most ambitious thrill ride, a story-focused roller coaster called Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind that opened last year, might have little to do with the park’s original mission, but it’s a groundbreaking coaster that expands the storytelling scope of thrill ride technology while also injecting some much needed new life into the park. And now that I’m an adult I probably enjoy the World Showcase more than the rest of the park. It might not really reflect Walt Disney’s original goals, but EPCOT is still a fun and fascinating amusement park full of exciting attractions.
If you haven’t been, you might want to check it out. And if you do wind up at the park, here are the 10 best rides you’ll find at EPCOT today.
10. Mission: Space
You should probably avoid this one if you get motion sick, migraines or are claustrophobic. It’s a giant centrifuge that simulates astronaut training for a future trip to Mars. Part of a trend where Epcot replaces older, more sober rides with faster and more thrilling experiences, Mission: Space replaced the long dormant Horizons attraction, which showed how technology could shape mankind’s future. Mission: Space might sacrifice a bit of that ride’s utopian elan, but it’s definitely more physically thrilling, and is still based in science and the future of exploration. There is a version without the centrifugal motion, which basically amounts to pushing buttons on a fake console while watching a video. It’s okay.
9. Gran Fiesta Tour Starring the Three Caballeros
Disney has gradually added overt Disney references in rides that otherwise lacked them. This boat dark ride in the Mayan pyramid at the Mexico pavilion used to be called El Rio del Tiempo, and it took visitors on an alternately tranquil and lively tour of Mexican culture. (It might have been a little uncomfortable in how it dealt with certain stereotypes…) In 2007 Disney updated the ride to include the Three Caballeros, with Panchito Pistoles and Jose Carioca trying to chase Donald Duck down throughout Mexico. Some might argue that the new emphasis on cartoon birds diminishes the well-intentioned (if sometimes awkwardly implemented) cultural focus of the ride and the entire World Showcase project. If a little bit of Donald Duck is what it takes to get families to take this beautiful, festive journey, it’s worth it, though. The ride-ending animatronics, repurposed from the ‘70s attraction Mickey Mouse Revue, always warms the heart of this duck-loving Disney fan.
8. Remy’s Ratatouille Adventure
EPCOT’s newest ride is the stateside debut of a popular attraction from Disneyland Paris’s Walt Disney Studios Park. It somehow works much better in EPCOT than in France, though, perhaps because it doesn’t have to bear the weight of being the park’s primary attraction. It’s a fine, fun, flitty little dark ride through the world of Ratatouille, with trackless cars zipping in and out of props and sets big enough to make us feel like a rat, and multiple screen-based scenes that require 3-D glasses to properly enjoy. It’s currently one of two EPCOT rides whose lines can be bypassed with an individual Lightning Lane (which lets you pay extra through the Disney World app to skip the standby line), and although its newness ensures that it’s one of the highest demand rides in the whole park, I don’t think I’d pay extra or wait much more than 45 minutes or so to ride it again. If you haven’t experienced it yet, though, it might be worth it. It’s a charming romp through one of Pixar’s most imaginative movies, and the kind of mid-tier attraction that almost every Disney World park needs more of right now.
7. Test Track
This automotive testing ride was redesigned in 2012. This newer version doesn’t just run you through Chevrolet’s testing procedures for new cars. It lets you design an experimental car of your own, and then loads those specs into the ride to see how your car performs. What follows is one of the fastest rides at any Disney park, with your test car blasting around the track and responding to various hazards. Test Track isn’t just frenetic fun: It smartly adapts Epcot’s original educational mission into a context with mainstream appeal.