Halloween Horror Nights 2023: The Best Haunted Houses
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It’s that time of the year again: Halloween Horror Nights has returned to Universal Studios Florida with another collection of grisly, frightening, beautifully detailed haunted houses. This year’s lineup includes houses based on massive TV shows, upcoming horror movies, classic films from almost a century ago, and one of the most popular videogames ever made. And once again, in addition to the houses built on licensed properties, Universal Creative has whipped up its own original houses, including one that reveals the origins of two of Halloween Horror Nights’ signature original characters. Universal continues to outdo itself with Halloween Horror Nights, and although none of this year’s houses can match the lyrical beauty of last year’s tremendous Dead Man’s Pier: Winter’s Wake, all-in-all this year features a stronger overall lineup, with the least impressive house still being really good. I don’t know if they’ve finally recovered from the issues brought on by the pandemic, but Universal doesn’t strike out once with this year’s Halloween Horror Nights.
If you’re headed down to Orlando and want to know what houses to prioritize, let our list below help you make up your mind. Given how long the lines get, you probably can’t fit in all 10 houses unless you go three times. Fortunately there are many opportunities to go; Halloween Horror Nights runs every night of the week except Mondays and Tuesdays through Oct. 31. It ends on Halloween itself, which is a Tuesday this year. And yes, there’s more to the event than Haunted Houses; it once again offers up five open air scare zones, a live show, and special food, drink, and merchandise.
Still, the haunted houses are the main draw. Here’s how this year’s houses stack up.
10. The Last of Us
Universal has been very careful to note that this house is based on the game, and not the HBO show, but given that Clickers and other infected creatures generally look and sound the same in both, it’s not that huge of a difference. Really, other than Troy Baker and Ashley Johnson providing the voices of Joel and Ellie instead of Pedro Pascal and Bella Ramsey, there’s not much that will remind you that it isn’t based on the show. The theming and design bring the game to life, and those damned infected are suitably frightening, but overall this is a fairly straight-forward and not particularly memorable house. Maybe it’s because I’ve played both of the games and thus already walked through this world (albeit in virtual form), but The Last of Us house just doesn’t make as much of an impact as the rest of this year’s lineup. There are a number of Easter eggs for game fans, though, so keep an eye out, if you’re not too busy covering them up.
9. Dr. Oddfellow’s Twisted Origins
Universal has been carefully building up a tangle of Halloween Horror Nights lore over the decades, with relationships and connections between its various original “icons.” This year sees the return of Dr. Oddfellow as the night’s primary icon, and his origin is the backdrop for all five scare zones and the Dr. Oddfellow’s Twisted Origins house. The concept starts strong—the immortal soul collector Dr. Oddfellow runs a traveling circus through the Dust Bowl in the 1930s, with his menagerie of demented clowns and carnies wreaking havoc upon the populace. Again, the physical design of the house is tremendous, as is the makeup and costuming. The “killer clown” concept is so played out, though, that it feels a little too obvious and redundant here—even if one of those clowns is Jack the Clown, Halloween Horror Nights’ most popular original creation, whose origin is linked to Dr. Oddfellow’s. Dr. Oddfellow is a strong central character and there are some legitimate scares in Twisted Origins, making this a perfectly fine haunted house. There just happens to be eight better this year.
8. The Exorcist: Believer
The Exorcist: Believer is the most grotesque and traditionally frightening of this year’s houses, or at least it is for me, a guy whose horror soft spot has always been Devil Stuff. Expect amazing makeup and effects in this house, which is based on an upcoming Exorcist sequel. That hinders the house a bit—it’s a licensed house based on a movie that almost nobody has seen yet, as it doesn’t open until Sept. 22. Maybe it’ll resonate better if you’re familiar with the movie? Either way, if they’re going to keep turning David Gordon Green movies into haunted houses, they should do All the Real Girls sooner rather than later.
7. Stranger Things 4
There are probably two things you’d absolutely expect from a haunted house based on Stranger Things’ fourth season, and yes, this one has ‘em both. Eddie Munson and a LARPing Dustin help save the day by ripping through some Metallica in the house’s major set piece, and Kate Bush’s “Running Up That Hill” plays quietly during a pivotal scene and then more prominently at the end of the house. Stranger Things has been such a regular presence at Halloween Horror Nights that it’s not that shocking or exciting anymore, but Universal still does a great job capturing the look and feel of its latest season. And thankfully this house doesn’t keep going to Russia for no good reason every few minutes.