Sex, Suspensions and Surprising Siblings: What’s New in Rio
Photo: Pedro Kirilos/GettyEvery week, Rio tallies up some new drama before the upcoming games. Here are some
stories making headlines in the past days:
Brazil Anticipates A Lot Of Sex These Olympics
Rio 2016 may see a shortage of spectators and athletes, but Rio de Janeiro definitely won’t see a shortage of sex.
About 450,000 condoms will be distributed to athletes, reports Brazilian newspaper Folha de São Paulo. The number, shattering London’s record (150,000 condoms), would allot each athletes about 42 condoms, or, really, enough condoms for 84 sexual encounters—provided at least one person uses protection.
It’s no secret the athletes love boning. Over the years, they’ve engaged in orgies, flooded Tinder and taken naked selfies with their medals, and Rio, no stranger to scant, readies to welcome the athletes with open arms and open pants.
Should Russia Be Banned from Rio?
As evidence continues to emerge of Russia’s state-sponsored doping program, a question
looms: Should the IOC ban all Russian athletes from the Rio Games?
IOC President Thomas Bach said in a release that the extent of the doping revelations were “a shocking new dimension of doping with an, until now, unprecedented level of criminality.”