Drink Like a Dinosaur: A Taste of Jurassic Park’s Isla Nu-Bar at Universal Hollywood
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There were people screaming behind me as they fled from an attacking T. rex, but I stood there unfazed, calmly sipping my painkiller. The boat crashed down into the lagoon, soaking unlucky passengers in their narrow escape from the dinosaurs rampaging inside Jurassic Park. I didn’t feel bad for them. After all, they had chosen to be there, just like I had.
My drink was cold and sweet, and as I drank it I took in the scene: the swell of the John Williams soundtrack, punctuated by boatload after boatload of screaming riders careening down the 85’ drop of Jurassic World—The Ride; the growling of Blue in the distance, putting on a show for a group of kids hoping to learn a few of Owen Grady’s velociraptor-training tricks; and behind me, the sweetest sound of all: ice dropping into a tiki glass, for a cocktail being mixed by an Isla Nu-Bar bartender, serving up Jurassic cocktails and one truly special beer.
If you love dinosaurs and you love tiki drinks, there is no better place in all of theme park-dom for you than Universal Studios Hollywood, where there’s a dinosaur-inspired tiki bar in the middle of the action. Isla Nu-Bar (a play on the original Jurassic Park island, Isla Nublar) is just outside the DinoPlay area, which is a playground where kids can climb all over fake dinosaur bones, and positioned directly in front of Jurassic Cafe, so you can’t enter the dino-restaurant without walking past it.
But most importantly, it’s positioned next to the exit of that Jurassic World ride. The boat ride starts peacefully as a river adventure: you go past an enormous Mosasaurus (“the apex predator of the sea,” as the movie describes) at feeding time, then hear an announcement that a baby Stegosaurus has been born in the park that day. Just moments later, things change: you find out that the Indominus rex has escaped its paddock, and you’re headed into Predator Cove. After some intense dodging of Velociraptors and a few scares from larger beasts, there’s a fight between the Indominus and the T. Rex, which you narrowly escape by dropping six stories into the lagoon below, getting soaked in the process.
After that, you’re probably really ready for a drink.
It’s a tiki bar in the middle of a theme park, so speed is key, but the drinks are still legit. There are a handful of made-to-order cocktails like the Tiki Tai (pineapple rum, dark rum, white rum, passionfruit, lime and orgeat) and the Ti Peach (coconut rum, spiced rum, peach, lime and bitters). There are also a selection of frozen drinks being perpetually stirred in granita machines behind the bartenders, like a pina colada and a bahama mama.