Universal Language Builds Beautiful Bridges of Absurdity

In the opening moments of Matthew Rankin’s transcendently absurd comedy Universal Language, a harried teacher arrives to find his snickering class impertinently enjoying their lives in his absence, and lays into the group in his frustration. Spying a young boy in the class inexplicably dressed as Groucho Marx, the teacher lashes out at the self-professed student of comedy: “Your face is disgusting to others. Go stand in the closet.” Surveying the rest of the class, he offers a blunt appraisal: “When I look at you, I see little hope for human survival. No more education. Everyone go stand in the closet!” The kids reluctantly stand and file into the seemingly infinite black void of the closet doors, disappearing from sight as their depressed teacher desultorily drags on a cigarette.
Given this funny but seemingly misanthropic opening, you’d be forgiven for not exactly expecting a lot of heart or earnest emotion from Universal Language. In truth, though, Rankin has crafted something that really is rather remarkable–a deeply weird, delightfully strange, inspiringly imaginative and genuinely heartfelt ode to how identity is shaped by community, connectedness and the uncontrollable randomness of fate. A wholly original fusion of Iranian cinema and esoteric gags about the banality of life in Winnipeg, it’s a totally original conceit from start to finish, and simultaneously one of the most unexpectedly funny and poignant films I’ve seen in recent memory.
The spell Rankin is able to cast begins with the surreal setting that Universal Language evokes, that of an alternative Canada that is one part Tehran, and one part dystopian, Soviet-evoking, monolithic brutalist architecture in seemingly infinite shades of beige. Most people speak Persian; some multi-linguates have also acquired French. Tim Hortons still exists in this world, but here it’s in the form of a homey, softly lit Turkish coffee parlor where matrons prepare donuts and steaming samovar full of tea–Iran’s national drink. As a tour guide leads a group of Winnipeg gawkers past such sights as a famously discarded mystery suitcase that has never been opened, they pass billboards with uplifting slogans such as the following: “A strong economy helps to prevent feelings of worthlessness.”