Actor Ross Marquand’s Rust Cohle impersonation is impeccable. He’s mixed True Detective with those AT&T commercials—where the guy interviews little kids in a classroom—for a perfect parody called “AT&True Detective.” In this video, he’s slurping on a juice box, where he explains to the kids that “time is a flat circle.”
Cohle: “What do you know about infinity?”
Kid: “It’s like… forever?”
Cohle: “Nah… nothing is forever, because nothing ever was.”
Check it out above, and watch Almost Cohle in another AT&True Detective spoof talk about tree houses in the video below:
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