High School Musical: The Musical: The Series: The Finale: The Retrospective
Photo by Disney / Fred Hayes
“Who the f—k are you guys anyway??”
This isn’t the exact note High School Musical: The Musical: The Series, Disney+’s gleefully meta flagship teen musical dramedy, bowed out on when its final season hit the Mouse House streamer in early August, but that’s only because when human Golden Retriever Ricky Bowen (Joshua Bassett) splutters it at the heretofore-imaginary confession cam at the top of the final episode, he isn’t singing. And there wasn’t any world in which High School Musical: The Musical: The Series wouldn’t be bowing out on a song.
I’ll get to that song (or, as it ultimately turned out, those three songs) in a moment, I promise. I mean, it’s High School Musical: The Musical: The Series! The kids spend the final season mounting a production of High School Musical 3 while at the very same time working as featured extras on the set of High School Musical 4: The Reunion! It was a musical squared, then squared again. Obviously I’ll get to the songs!
But when a Disney project’s puppy dog teen protagonist breaks not only the famously PG brand’s f-bomb seal, but also the scrupulously aesthetics-only fourth wall that had, up until that point, held strong for four madcap seasons, you gotta start there. Because while HSMTMTS creator and showrunner Tim Federle had already led his creative team to go BIG in topping the meta-ness of the series’ already over-the-top premise in the second and third seasons—up to and including the introduction, in Season 3, of a real (fake) documentary film crew* filming a real (fake) documentary of the real (fake) East High Drama Students mounting a production of the real (real!) Frozen musical at their fake (fake) summer camp, followed by this latest escalation in Season 4 of the invention of a fake (but possibly canon?) High School Musical 4 reunion movie that real (real!) HSM actors were coming to the real (fake) East High to film at the same time as the real (fake) East High Drama Students were meant to be mounting their own version of the completely imaginary theatrical adaptation of High School Musical 3—it was Ricky’s literally explicit breaking of the fourth wall that broke me.
(*A real-but-fake documentary film crew which, very much not for nothing, was filmed being sneaky by the imaginary-but-real documentary film crew which has been following around our East High characters since Season 1. It is, as one Ricky Bowen might say, a real mindf–k!)
Broke me, to be clear, In the best way possible. Because not only does Ricky’s outburst flip the entire purpose of the series’ documentary narrative tool on its head (see my Season 1 review for more on how I thought Federle was using this device)—and at the last possible moment!—but it does so in the least f–king on-brand Disney(+) way imaginable. I mean, when the family entertainment juggernaut that is Disney+ made its leap into streaming in November of 2019, it did so on HSMTMTS’s cheekily earnest wings. The premise was zany enough to pique the interest of childless young millennials who might shell out for a subscription to recapture the DCOM magic of their youth, but safely PG enough that parents of precocious tweens and young teens would feel safe to risk the same. Sure, the pilot episode may have been a bit cheekier than either demo might have been anticipating, but even still, audience and critics alike came to HSMTMTS firm in their understanding that if a Disney project exists to do anything, it exists to sell Disney. Not just the park experience, the merch, or the Radio Disney-juiced album sales, but the idea of Disney. And the idea of Disney is not only extremely profitable, it’s very much not Ricky Bowen dropping an anxious f-bomb as he frets he’s about to lose the (second) true love of his high school life to wild global fame.
And yet, the f–k is perfect. It works. It pierces the dramatic tension in the exact way the show needs, at the exact right moment, with the same ineffable “this is both so very real and so very not” comedic alchemy that Federle and his wildly talented crew of writers, directors, and actors found so many times throughout the series’ short four seasons.
Some of these moments have hinged on similarly shocking language choices, like Big Red (Larry Saperstein) dropping the series’ first hell early in the pilot, Miss Jenn (Kate Reinders) saying “Don’t underestimate me, I come from strong stock. My mother bounced back from an autopsy!” in the episode that followed, and the crew’s (not actually) French North High nemesis pulling a middle finger out of his pocket to wave in Big Red’s face in the same series finale episode. Others, though, leaned on absurdity: Season 2’s “I call it my THINKIN’ jazz!” (from Joe Serafini’s sweet-as-sugar Seb, who not for nothing played a genderbent Sharpay in the first season’s rendition of High School Musical, the musical); Season 3’s unholy trinity “spiders, ghosts, [and] men’s rights activists” (from Dara Renée’s inimitable Kourtney); and Season 4’s running gag about (fake) kid show Mark and Spark’s controversial gallbladder surgery episode.
More often than not, though, the real magic has simply been in the right read meeting the right line, like Frankie A. Rodriguez’s delivery of “Mr. Bluh!?” and Bassett’s perfectly awkward “I never saw it! I’ve never seen that program!” in the Season 4 opener (what teen uses the word program!), or Sofia Wylie’s every earnest reference in the finale to Romeo & Juliet as being “based on some famous play” that she’s “really excited to read” because she’s “heard it’s incredible.” (Following, recall, four straight seasons of staggering Gen Z fluency in all things High School Musical. The cheek of this show! I swear.)
So to get back to Ricky’s who the f–k?? of it all: While that may not have been the finale’s literal final note, I’d argue that, at least from a rhetorical perspective, it was absolutely the series’ highest. And not because it put one of George Carlin’s seven words—bleeped though it may have been—in the mouth of a wholesome Disney teen, but rather because it was, ultimately, so very much of a piece with the gleefully brazen, ever-escalating envelope-pushing HSMTMTS had been engaged in from jump.