Kellogg’s CEO Wants You to Eat Cereal for Dinner to Save Money
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Last year, the Wall Street Journal had a suggestion for consumers struggling with the rising prices of eggs, which were widely attributed to price-gouging: Just skip breakfast! Do people without yachts really need to eat breakfast anyway? Isn’t it more important that we uphold the unethical wealth of a few old white men who have clearly never cracked open a book more intellectual than The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People in their lives than it is for the majority of us to eat the most important meal of the day?
Well, that was 2023, and times have changed. These days, we’re allowed to have breakfast, we’re just supposed to have it at night. In the form of a bowl of cereal. Instead of an actual dinner. At least, that’s what more consumers should be doing, said Gary Pilnick, the CEO of WK Kellogg Co, the cereal company that makes a product so delicious, so sensually pleasurable that it was originally designed to curb masturbation.
During the interview in which Pilnick made this suggestion, CNBC host Carl Quintanilla asked about rising grocery costs. Pilnick’s response detailed one of his company’s marketing campaigns in which consumers are urged to enjoy sugary cereal for dessert. “The cereal category has always been quite affordable, and it tends to be a great destination when consumers are under pressure. If you think about the cost of cereal for a family versus what they might otherwise do, that’s going to be much more affordable,” said Pilnick.
I have nothing against cereal for dinner, okay? During periods of particularly bad mental health, I too have poured myself some Rice Krispies and dissociated while inhaling the entire bowl of cold carbs over the sink. And I’m sure that many families, either due to a lack of funds or a lack of time, sometimes opt for cereal for dinner over other more delicious and nutritious options.