Well folks, it’s one of the most wonderful times of the year: the day before Tax Day, and also the day the Pulitzers get announced, and also the day of the Boston Marathon. Today we celebrate the human mind in all its flawed glory; today we honor the human body in all its gasping splendor; today we prepare to give our hard-earned arms and legs to the state. As for me, I also have to go do the eye doctor about how they messed up my prescription, and then I have to buy some stamps, and then I might go to the gym. Wow!! Okay, thanks for clicking, bye.
coming out as trans on twitter: everybody is supportive, helpful, kind, would give me the clothes off their backs
coming out as italian on twitter: berated with sopranos quotes, treated like a fat italian chef caricature, immediately called “erica pizzapasta”
— this rebel heart ???? (@babyfacepop) April 9, 2018
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Stunned by his realization Trump drops his mug & races thru the precinct. But he’s too late— McCabe, now out of sight, abandons his limp & straightens into his proper Comey posture. Comey lights a cig as Mueller drives up. They pull away leaving Trump on the sidewalk, tweeting. https://t.co/bAaQuepfJd
My friends, expecting a beautiful high resolution image taken by a professional astrophotographer: So Anna, what does that star you study actually look like?
i had to look at this 8 times to make sure that they actually used a photo of a serial killer standing in front of a rainbow pic.twitter.com/egvBrUGRZ8
currently writing the newest ‘cube’ movie. it’s called superhypercube. essentially the cube is bigger and more deadly. what questions can i answer for you?
most relatable character in grease (by far) is sandy bc she just shows up out of nowhere, contributes nothing and complains, then cuts her own hair and starts bossing everyone around
on my way home the song KILLER QUEEN by Queen came on and I realized that all the lyrics I had in my head were stuck from when I was probably 8 and was obsessed with the song, so here are those lyrics pic.twitter.com/be8RSg9KRE
The First Law of Historical Equilibrium states that for every time traveler sent back to kill Hitler, there is an equal and opposite time traveler sent back to save Hitler pic.twitter.com/lcukNb6LED
whenever i hear about a food with somewhat unconventional ingredients i pull the nearest fire alarm. if i hear about spaghetti noodles in chili or chocolate-covered bacon or something, it ends with the police yelling at me. but i will never stop
