The Funniest Tweets of the Week

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The Funniest Tweets of the Week

Well folks, it’s one of the most wonderful times of the year: the day before Tax Day, and also the day the Pulitzers get announced, and also the day of the Boston Marathon. Today we celebrate the human mind in all its flawed glory; today we honor the human body in all its gasping splendor; today we prepare to give our hard-earned arms and legs to the state. As for me, I also have to go do the eye doctor about how they messed up my prescription, and then I have to buy some stamps, and then I might go to the gym. Wow!! Okay, thanks for clicking, bye.

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