The Self-Effacing Boy Band Nonsense of Trolls Band Together Is Fun Enough

When my nine-year-old found out that he couldn’t attend the early showing of Trolls Band Together with me because he had a soccer game, he looked at me very seriously and said, “That’s okay mom. I know how important this movie is to you.”
And, incredibly, an animated movie about little pink and blue creatures is unbelievably important—not just to me but to everyone who has ever loved a boy band. The news that NSYNC would have their first single in 20 years as part of the next Trolls movie created a frenzy. Would they tour? Would there be a whole new album? Why is the new song credited as being by “NSYNC and Justin Timberlake?” What does it all mean? So far, it’s only meant the new song “Better Place,” which is, obviously, an amazing song and I will not hear anything to the contrary. Thank you for your cooperation during this extremely sensitive time.
And so it is within this context we revisit the Trolls world for a third time.
Trolls Band Together opens with the wedding of Bridget (Zooey Deschanel) and King Gristle (Christopher Mintz-Plasse). Things are going smoothly until Branch’s (Timberlake) long lost brother John Dory (Eric André) crashes the soiree. He needs Branch’s help to rescue their brother Floyd (Troye Sivan) who is being held captive by mega popstars Velvet (Amy Schumer) and Veneer (Andrew Rannells). Velvet and Veneer are sucking Floyd’s talent out of him, enabling them to sound amazing. The only thing that will save Floyd is the perfect family harmony.
So Branch, Floyd and Poppy (Anna Kendrick) set off to find the other brothers Bruce (Daveed Diggs) and Clay (Kid Cudi). Along the way, Poppy discovers that she also has a long-lost sister, Viva (Camila Cabello). Let’s pause now to ponder if any of this makes any sense at all. Is it possible that Branch was once known as Bitty B and performed wearing a diaper as a member of the singing group BroZone? Is it credible that this little tidbit never came up in the first two movies? What are the odds that Poppy would also have a sibling she never knew about? This is where I remind you that probably no one is looking to Trolls Band Together for character integrity and strict adherence to the Trolls world mythology.
No, we are here to have fun and, for the most part, this 91-minute movie provides just that. Sure the entire plot of Trolls Band Together and the movie’s best jokes are revealed in the trailer. But the movie’s target audience is the same audience that can watch Frozen 20 times. They certainly aren’t going to mind that they already know what is going to happen.