More of the Funniest Tweets About Mark Zuckerberg’s Testimony to Congress
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We all had a good laugh at Mark Zuckerberg’s testimony to Congress yesterday, but Capitol Hill wasn’t done with him. Yesterday the Senate had its say, and today the CEO of Facebook is being grilled by the House Energy and Commerce Committee. Despite the new names in the room, it’s going just about as well as yesterday, which is to say not well at all. That’s bad for Zuckerberg (and, sure, the country, too) but good for comedians on Twitter. Here are the funniest tweets about Zuckerberg’s testimony from today, including all the Congressional chatter about Facebook “censoring” conservative pundits / conspiracy theorists Diamond and Silk.
“when we were creating the website [by violating the privacy of students by literally stealing their information and photos to create a hot-or-not forum] in my Harvard dorm room, we didn’t anticipate this [any amount of accountability whatsoever]” – mark zuckerberg
— Nicole Silverberg (@nsilverberg) April 10, 2018
Zuckerberg – “erm…” [panics and sets privacy to highest setting]
…
[it literally does nothing]
“oh yeah, haha. Of course”— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) April 10, 2018
Bad performance by Zuckerberg. He comes across as aloof and out of touch: pic.twitter.com/0mSu3TVgze
— popular comedy account “the pixelated boat” (@pixelatedboat) April 11, 2018
Ran into Mark Zuckerberg this evening. He was nice enough to pose for a pic pic.twitter.com/rtglef0prr
— whitmer thomas (@WhitmerThomas) April 11, 2018
Mark zuckerberg deserves all this bullying. not because of Facebook, but because He is a huge fucking nerd
— lucy valentine (@LucyXIV) April 11, 2018
And the irony in this whole FB mess is that a company founded on rating boobs, now prohibits you from posting them. #zuckerberg
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) April 11, 2018
ORRIN HATCH: Mr. Zuckerberg, I awoke this morning and found a picture on my FB page of a very muscular Garfield fellating me..
ZUCKBERG: We can have that removed sir-
ORRIN HATCH: What if I want more?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 11, 2018
if i was Mark Zuckerberg i would say the birthday of each congressperson before answering the question they asked
— SCOTTY (@MarylandMudflap) April 11, 2018
Love @CNBC‘s new show where you watch how quickly a billionaire loses money based off of how he answers questions. #Zuckerbergpic.twitter.com/tTdgN7dkIZ
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) April 11, 2018
A version of the Trump yelling at the kid mowing the lawn photo but he thinks the kid is Zuckerberg or, uh… I don’t know. I’m so tired, you guys.
— Kevin Seccia (@kevinseccia) April 11, 2018
analyzing
analysis complete: not toast:
ZUCKERBERG: “Hello, Not Toast” pic.twitter.com/FrBTGVqWTH— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 11, 2018
Now watching: Zuckerberg Testifies Part 2: Perestroika.
— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) April 11, 2018
ZUCKERBERG: Before I go, would anyone, anyone at all, like to ask me whether we realized we were being hijacked?
SENATOR: … can people see if you visit their page a lot?
— Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) April 11, 2018
Zuckerberg sure is lucky that everyone in Congress is a million years old and probably gets to Facebook by Googling “Take me to Facebook”
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) April 11, 2018
Movie Zuckerberg: I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try.
IRL Zuckerberg: [sweating from eyeballs somehow] Golly gee sir I’ll have to get back to you on that
— Nick Wiger (@nickwiger) April 11, 2018
“Now, Mr. Zuckerberg, is the Constitution a ‘face book?'” pic.twitter.com/zCNStn3DKm
— jordan (@JordanUhl) April 11, 2018
I can’t start my day without Diamond and Silk. pic.twitter.com/zY7asMzgHa
— Daniel Kibblesmith ?? (@kibblesmith) April 11, 2018
Me looking at the Republican “Diamond and Silk” supporters to find examples of anyone who stood up for Coretta Scott King, Michelle Obama, Maxine Waters, Jemele Hill, Frederica Wilson, Kamala Harris, Susan Rice or the 96 percent of black women who did not vote for Donald Trump. pic.twitter.com/6HmgCE6pTV
— Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) April 11, 2018