The Funniest Tweets about the “Local Milk People”
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Last week I moved from the east coast to the west coast. It has been a mostly pleasant move except for one thing: now all the big memes start well before I wake up. By the time I’m leisurely scrolling through Twitter in bed, mulling over how much avocado I’ll pile onto my morning toast, the day’s meme is already in full swing. I have to scroll down for practically 30 seconds before I get to whatever’s the source material—an eternity in scrolling! Today I slept in just a tad, so you can imagine the terrible lengths I had to go to figure out what this whole “local milk people” business was about. Awful! On the other hand, though, you east coast saps are more than halfway through your day, while the mine still stretches in front of me like a field of wheat, shimmering with possibility. All right, here are the tweets:
Everyone is having fun with “milk people,” but for my money you can’t beat this gibberish. What’s wrong with your brain, dog? pic.twitter.com/dxiOD5S09E
— Matt Christman (@cushbomb) August 3, 2017
Look at these immigrants who went on to work for the local milk people. pic.twitter.com/xulVQBPnzd
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) August 3, 2017
Make America Grape Ablorb pic.twitter.com/HejgIqsWmf
— Kibblesmith ?? (@kibblesmith) August 3, 2017
Think global milk people, act local milk people
— Adam Steinbaugh (@adamsteinbaugh) August 3, 2017
huh i thought local milk people was a 70’s horror movie
— John DeVore (@JohnDeVore) August 3, 2017
Local milk people pic.twitter.com/m0JtvzKsz3
— Erin ????Gloria???? Ryan (@morninggloria) August 3, 2017
I do love Local Milk People pic.twitter.com/lUkM391RFs
— Sandy Honig (@sandyhonig) August 3, 2017
Trump being a whiny dumbass on phone calls to foreign leaders shows there’s no limit to the dimensions of his chess game. Masterful
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) August 3, 2017
Local milk people < quiet bat peoplehttps://t.co/ARrOVTQciz
— CalmTomb (@CalmTomb) August 3, 2017
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to be local milk people https://t.co/b9OZlBLl2S
— Matt O’Brien (@ObsoleteDogma) August 3, 2017
maybe “local milk people” is what Trump calls cows
— Walmart Azathoth (@bombsfall) August 3, 2017
local milk people is my favorite jack white side project pic.twitter.com/lXFYn2TAEV
— Brian Barrett (@brbarrett) August 3, 2017
Reminder that the guy who called dairy farmers “local milk people” constantly implied that Obama was dumb.
— Schooley (@Rschooley) August 3, 2017
????
People are strange
When they’re milk people
Local milk people
They produce milk— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) August 3, 2017
I was asleep for a few hours, is “local milk people” Trump’s new way of referring to women
— Andi Zeisler (@andizeisler) August 3, 2017
Finally we have a president pledging to stop outsourcing jobs to foreign milk people
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) August 3, 2017
local milk people pic.twitter.com/mNdje0YkuS
— Bo Bartley (@Bo_Bartley) August 3, 2017
Pretty sure I saw The Local Milk People play at Coachella last year https://t.co/MHWJObSo0f
— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) August 3, 2017
Local Milk People is the name of my new band.
— Stephen Falk (@stephenfalk) August 3, 2017
“Local Milk People” ? pic.twitter.com/fqT7UndxMA
— Kibblesmith ?? (@kibblesmith) August 3, 2017
Local milk people pic.twitter.com/YCAHTZAtGE
— Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) August 3, 2017
i cannot top local milk people and will not try
— Cullen Crawford (@HelloCullen) August 3, 2017
Trump thinks “Local Milk People” is a normal job title. Other job titles include Shiny Badge Man, Face Doctor, Choo-Choo Driver, Meat Maker.
— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) August 3, 2017
I’m pleased to announce tour dates for my new band, “Mr. Elegant and the Local Milk People”
— Kilgore Trout (@KT_So_It_Goes) August 3, 2017
When you realize YOU were the local milk people all along. pic.twitter.com/XCvMcNnJp0
— Diane N. Sevenay (@Diane_7A) August 3, 2017