The Funniest Tweets about the "Local Milk People"

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The Funniest Tweets about the "Local Milk People"

Last week I moved from the east coast to the west coast. It has been a mostly pleasant move except for one thing: now all the big memes start well before I wake up. By the time I’m leisurely scrolling through Twitter in bed, mulling over how much avocado I’ll pile onto my morning toast, the day’s meme is already in full swing. I have to scroll down for practically 30 seconds before I get to whatever’s the source material—an eternity in scrolling! Today I slept in just a tad, so you can imagine the terrible lengths I had to go to figure out what this whole “local milk people” business was about. Awful! On the other hand, though, you east coast saps are more than halfway through your day, while the mine still stretches in front of me like a field of wheat, shimmering with possibility. All right, here are the tweets:

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