The Funniest Tweets of the Week
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Good morning, it is the day everyone has been waiting for for three days, the day of the big indictment. What to make of the news? I simply cannot say! I’m just your humble assistant comedy editor here to deliver the day’s tweets. If there’s a bunch of funny tweets about the indictments, well, I’ll deliver those too, because tweets are the fuel of the comedy journalism business these days. “Tweet-tweet” goes the machine, the machine of comedy journalism, which I operate every day here, wearing a tiny hat and those white gloves. Yep, that’s me. All aboard:
My followers are sick thugs, they are Debauched imps, and they love to be made to howl like dogs when i call them my little sewer bitch rats
— wint (@dril) October 24, 2017
a running list of words Ivanka Trump doesn’t know how to use: relative, albeit pic.twitter.com/IHg2xFcI1E
— eve peyser (@evepeyser) October 24, 2017
“Now that we have helped a stupid madman to power, we can criticize him and then quit our hard jobs we are bad at.” – Republican Senators
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) October 24, 2017
martin luther inaugurated 500 years of Posting, and with every new Post we honor his bravery pic.twitter.com/J8SnKl2U5L
— Alex Nichols (@Lowenaffchen) October 29, 2017
the domino’s website has a button labeled “CHEESE ME UP!” i contend all websites should have this button
— Alex Perry (@Yelix) October 29, 2017