Chris Hemsworth Brings the Hammer Down

Chris Hemsworth didn’t start his career playing Odin’s favorite son in 2011’s Thor, but for all intents and purposes, Thor is the moment when he fully became “Chris Hemsworth.” Prior to signing his image away to Kevin Feige, the towering Aussie demigod had already played figures of mythic proportion and consequence: King Arthur in the fantasy series Guinevere Jones, and James Tiberius Kirk’s jawsome father in J.J. Abrams’ 2009 Star Trek reboot. But in the popular consciousness your career is only as old as the role that vaults you into—and over the course of seven blockbuster films, keeps you in—the spotlight in the first place. Before Hemsworth played Thor, had he really played anyone at all?
Yes. Yes he had. But none of his pre-Thor roles seem to matter that much compared to Thor itself, especially when, a decade later, sporting spandex, capes and cool-ass armor in the Marvel Cinematic Universe is a one-way ticket to instant visibility and brand recognition. Though Hemsworth starred in A Perfect Getaway and Ca$h, and appeared in Star Trek, Guinevere Jones and Home and Away, he was nonetheless a nobody until he was deemed worthy of Mjolnir, and then he became somebody.
This is a mixed blessing. Ten years later, Hemsworth is one of the highest paid actors on the planet with a respectable list of credits beyond his obligations to Marvel franchise maintenance: Rush, The Cabin in the Woods, Blackhat, and though the movie isn’t especially good, the 2016 Ghostbusters remake. (Blackhat is especially noteworthy—it remains an all-time banger in his and Michael Mann’s respective bodies of work.) But sit down with a randomly assembled group of strangers, start talking about how much you love Hemsworth, and odds are the Marvel association will dominate. Nobody’s seen Blackhat. Few remember Rush or Snow White and the Huntsman, even though more than enough people saw both. (Nobody remembers In the Heart of the Sea, either, but that’s for the best.)
But everyone remembers Thor, if not the movie then the character. Again, this is for the best. Kenneth Branagh takes his attempt at finding the Hamlet in Jack Kirby, Stan Lee and Larry Lieber’s loose interpretation of Norse mythology both too seriously and not seriously enough: Hemsworth smashing a coffee cup in praise of the drink while demanding another is the energy the movie wants but can’t sustain. Instead, it buckles beneath the weight of pomp, palace intrigue, and one of the most straightforwardly dull settings in the entire MCU to date. (Nothing against you, New Mexico! Love your carne adovada.) Granted, the middle of nowhere in the Land of Enchantment feels like a reasonable place to exile unruly gods as punishment for arrogance.