The Funniest Tweets About Anthony Scaramucci’s Amazing Meltdown
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If you have somehow not yet learned about Anthony Scaramucci, Trump’s new communications director (and Sopranos cosplayer), do yourself a favor and catch up here and here. Of course, I don’t see how you couldn’t already know every single thing about this guy; I’ve been in a foreign country all week and I’m still breathlessly keeping up with every new amazing development involving the Mooch. This is the guy who threatened to fire every person in the communications department to stamp out leaks; who threatened to kill leakers; who accused White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus of “leaking” already publicly disclosed financial information and then meekly backed off; who, in a quote that every serious and staid and responsible news outlet in America has had to report, said to The New Yorker “I’m Not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock.” If you can’t tell, Anthony Scaramucci is pretty much the most amazing person to waltz his way into this absurd White House yet, which really is saying something. And of course all of this nonsense has lit Twitter up this week. Here are the funniest jokes about the guy on that there website, from a lot of the same funny people who make Twitter almost slightly tolerable once every few months.
lmao this rules. do you like historical intrigue? do you like “pretty little liars”? do you hate having to choose??? https://t.co/CuXEIljlWO
— Slammin Bod Jeb Lund (@Mobute) July 27, 2017
dear @Scaramucci, if you ever want to vent again, you can call me & I promise not to print anything that isn’t hilarious
— maura quint (@behindyourback) July 28, 2017
Maybe Scaramucci meant to say “see” instead of “suck”
— Justice for Lamby (@BobbyBigWheel) July 27, 2017
my reaction to every direct quote from scaramucci pic.twitter.com/bHgPvo9ht2
— Ziwe (@ziwe) July 27, 2017
i cant wait until anthony scaramucci is replaced by the actor who played paulie walnuts
— John DeVore (@JohnDeVore) July 28, 2017
If I were a White House reporter every time @Scaramucci called on me I’d be like “yeah gimme a chicken parm and two slices of pepperoni.”
— Nick Youssef (@NickYoussef) July 28, 2017
Scaramucci is what happens when you accidentally leave your Soprano’s and West Wing DVD’s in the machine that made The Fly.
— Dru Johnston (@drujohnston) July 28, 2017
I just imagined Anthony Scaramucci giving a best man speech at a wedding and I had to grab the arm of my sofa
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) July 28, 2017
PRESS: “Question for Scaramucci. How big of a fuck up are you?” pic.twitter.com/886FZf6iLt
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) July 28, 2017
In Scaramucci’s defense, he didn’t say those things to a reporter from Boy Scout Magazine.
— Jon Wurster (@jonwurster) July 28, 2017
It is crazy that @Scaramucci was standing near the border last night and someone threw a 60 pound bag of drugs directly into his nostrils.
— Wendy Molyneux (@WendyMolyneux) July 28, 2017
Whatever you do @VP and @SecondLady – do NOT read what @Scaramucci said about Steve Bannon.
You especially will lose your mind, mother.
— andy lassner (@andylassner) July 28, 2017
methinks scaramucci needs to reince his mouth out with soap, good day
— Rembert Browne (@rembert) July 27, 2017
I want to discuss Anthony Scaramucci’s dialogue but I’m afraid David Mamet will sue me.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) July 27, 2017
every time scaramucci gets a text the entire instrumental part of layla plays
— josh androsky???? (@ShutUpAndrosky) July 27, 2017
Every time scaramucci starts talking I expect to hear “Hey Mike first time long time”
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) July 27, 2017
Scaramucci REALLY trying to get those SNL cold opens.
— Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) July 27, 2017
kind of jealous of whoever ends up winning the rehab lottery and bunking with scaramucci next week
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) July 27, 2017
Mr. Scaramucci, what is the President’s position on—
SO I SAYS TO PRIEBUS IF YOU’RE GONNA ACT LIKE A RAT YOU’RE GONNA DO COCAINE OFF A RAT
— Kibblesmith ?? (@kibblesmith) July 27, 2017
I still haven’t listened to Scaramucci speak because I want to keep imagining he sounds like Andrew Dice Clay.
— Matt Fernandez (@FattMernandez) July 27, 2017
Looking forward to Bobby Cannavale’s Oscar-winning turn as Scaramucci.
— Desi (@DesiJed) July 27, 2017
Anthony Scaramucci’s workout is looking in the mirror and saying “I love the President” for three sets of fifty reps.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) July 27, 2017