The Funniest Tweets of the Week
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Sorry in advance for such a heartbreaking preamble, but it’s weird being in comedy at such a dire, tragic time. People (particularly those on Twitter) malign thoughts and prayers, but at times it seems like it’s all we have. Thoughts, prayers, money, and jokes. Hug your loved ones, kiss your consenting friends, and send actual help to the victims of last weekend’s horrible act of terrorism.
Now, here are some spooOOooOOooky Tweets to get you in the mood for Halloween. I recently got into the Hellraiser series while recovering from the flu and all I can think about is attaining pleasure on a higher plane; I’m tired of this place.
My man posted me on his page now I’m camped out in the comments looking for the key terms “wow” and “lol” to see Who want smoke
— Vibranium Vagina (@ms_octoburrr) October 26, 2018
calling up SEAL Team 6 to eliminate the Grinch in his compound
— Tudley (@Thoirdealbhaigh) October 22, 2018
Pretty sure the person who made this advertisement does not know what parenting is and they might not even know what human beings are pic.twitter.com/9aJx48T2Xd
— Sam Harter (@SlamHarter) October 25, 2018
— IFECHUGHOULDE (@IfyNwadiwe) October 24, 2018
CALL ME BACK .. pic.twitter.com/sWkfNkQMxi