We’re back with another collection of the best Tweets and quips from the last week. You’ll notice we always make a point of embedding these Tweets instead of putting up screenshots. While that puts us at risk for having a blank space if someone deletes a joke, it makes it exponentially easier for you as the reader to follow all these amazing comedians and writers. Don’t be a stingy follower, y’all. It’s silly to miss out on the daily thoughts of incredible writers just because you want a low followers/following ratio. Rise above these shallow concerns. Add these brilliant people to your life. Also, add an egg when you make cheap ramen. You’ll see a dramatic improvement in the quality of your life. Let’s get to giggling.