It’s Super Bowl weekend and I have a feeling the winner is somehow going to be Billie Eilish. She cleaned up at the Grammys, she’s singing the new Bond song… it feels like it’s her year. This Sunday, Kansas City and San Francisco will duke it out between TV commercials where a car company will try to take credit for the human spirit. Will Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs pull it off? Will Jimmy G and the number one defense in the league bring the trophy back to San Fran? Either way, these are questions nobody can answer except for maybe the Long Island Medium. All I know is that it will be much better than last year because the Patriots are not in it (thank you, Ryan Fitzpatrick) and that these tweets were the funniest we read on Twitter this week.