The Funniest Tweets of the Week
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Super Tuesday is just around the corner which means we have just a few more days to cyberbully the mayors out of this race. While Pete Buttigieg was busy tweeting his best ninth grade poetry assignment, billionaire Mike Bloomberg shared some super duper, totally real evidence of vandalism at his various campaign offices on Twitter this week. I’m not sure what’s more fishy: the broken windows with glass outside of the building in Salt Lake City, or the not-vandalised Flint, MI (a town still without clean water, a problem Bloomberg could fix in an instant) office which suffered from a naughty sign put on its door. Either way, Bloomberg’s mysterious comedy writer must be busy trying to spin his boss out of this lunacy. We don’t know who this man is (or woman, but… c’mon) but we know these are the actual funniest tweets of the week.
voting by mail is self care. ignoring the debate is self care. putting on a floor length gown and wandering into the sea with hands full of stones is self care.
— danielle weisberg the railway cat (@danielleweisber) February 26, 2020
When you say you’re endorsing someone as opposed to just saying you’re gonna vote for them pic.twitter.com/S1yoGmYzCc
— Will Kellogg (@Will_Kellogg) February 27, 2020
Ash Wednesday is very “mother!”
— George Civeris (@georgeciveris) February 26, 2020
Five seconds after the Men In Black leave a scene
Literally anybody in the crowd wearing sunglasses: HOLY SHIT
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) February 26, 2020
Your mom when you leave for trick or treating without a jacket over your costume: pic.twitter.com/zSvgNsGNMx