Good morning, it is Tuesday. Usually we do these on Monday but yesterday we took a holiday so we are doing it today. The next Monday we’ll take off will be President’s Day, so, don’t be shocked when there’s no Funniest Tweets of the Week post on President’s Day. Great, now that we’ve gotten business out of the way, on to pleasure: Hello readers! Did you have a nice weekend? I saw The Post, which every actor was in. Pretty all right! I also read a wonderful book of short stories called What It Means When a Man Falls from the Sky. It was really wonderful! I highly recommend! A third thing I did was, make this list of tweets. And here it is:
the future turned out to be basically what we expected pic.twitter.com/IyiRjKncCC
— Choire (@Choire) January 15, 2018
getting some Mixed signals from this locked dooR. it is locked BUT it is door!!
I will keep kissing it
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) January 14, 2018
Why has the war in Afghanistan been such a disaster? A new film has the answer: America only sent 12 horse soldiers
— Nick Wiger (@nickwiger) January 16, 2018
trump: shithole countries lol
replies: first off, sir, some of those people from “shithole countries” create apps
— Dark Souls…cialism (@bombsfall) January 12, 2018