The Funniest Tweets of the Week
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Well everybody: It is Monday, and it is July, and we are officially halfway through 2018, and I guess I’d just like to say that it has been an honor, these last six months, to spend an hour or so every Sunday copy/pasting a bunch of Twitter embed links and writing an introductory paragraph for them. It’s certainly no easy task—there are so many tweets to sift through, after all, and one’s fingers get pretty tired from so much copy/pasting—but it’s well worth the sacrifice to know the good content will spread just a little bit farther. Here’s to another six months, maybe. At least another five months:
My daugjter just ruined Toy Story for ever. She said if one of the toys died Andy wouldnt know and he’d carry on playing with its corpse
— Baron Stigmund (@stiggib3) July 1, 2018
Enjoying a nice day pic.twitter.com/mEVsERDNUD
— Ryan (@Integrity_Guy) July 1, 2018
so u broke into his house https://t.co/6H5DHvnC8E
— [ ? ] (@tumtheworld) June 30, 2018
help my town has been captured by MS-14 it’s one stronger than MS-13 and they are demanding Donald Trump send his strongest ICE champion
— Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) June 30, 2018
is that ariana grande and pete davidson? pic.twitter.com/Zka89HVCTn
— umut (@u__c__y) June 29, 2018