Well everybody: It is Monday, and it is July, and we are officially halfway through 2018, and I guess I’d just like to say that it has been an honor, these last six months, to spend an hour or so every Sunday copy/pasting a bunch of Twitter embed links and writing an introductory paragraph for them. It’s certainly no easy task—there are so many tweets to sift through, after all, and one’s fingers get pretty tired from so much copy/pasting—but it’s well worth the sacrifice to know the good content will spread just a little bit farther. Here’s to another six months, maybe. At least another five months:
My daugjter just ruined Toy Story for ever. She said if one of the toys died Andy wouldnt know and he’d carry on playing with its corpse
once at a party I was stuck in a boring group conversation then I remembered I had a banana in my purse so I pulled it out answered it like a phone and said “Sorry guys I have to take this” and walked away we are the masters of our own fate
My favourite past time was always eating chips with friends, finding a massive chip and showing it off. We’d all say “imagine how big the potato was!” and laugh and laugh. We all imagined some pretty big potatoes in our time.
longtime observers of Mitch McConnell will remember that historically speaking, the senator’s biggest weakness is appearing hypocritical on an issue https://t.co/wOneXZAetQ
— Insatiable Gun Taker (@crushingbort) June 27, 2018
growing up, I bought and rented every sketch comedy DVD I could so that in adulthood I could see those actors weigh in on how young people suck
2 years ago in The Good Place writers room @jenstatsky threw something at @joemande then said “joe, don’t retaliate, you’re better than this” and i think about it every single time a republican politician publicly tsk-tsks somebody for not being “civil”
I will not look up big dick energy I will not look up big dick energy I will not look up big dick energy I will not look up big dick energy I will not look up big dick energy
one apartment in my complex smokes pot all day and you can smell it in the hallway and I guess another apartment in my building got sick of it pic.twitter.com/UNbFOY8NCa
WESTWORLD : you may ask, what is free will? Is it an illusion? The answer is yes. HBO Exec: (pantomiming wildly to pad things out) WESTWORLD:…or is it? Let’s take 3 more seasons to explain.
