The Simple, Primal Pleasures of Jackass

In my Alamo Drafthouse screening of Jackass Forever, there was hardly a moment of quiet. Brief intervals of calm were interrupted by whispers of “oh no” and “oh God” and “I can’t watch,” often traced back to me, squirming around, delightedly, in my own cushioned seat. The best moments by far were when our nearly sold out theater was sent into a synchronized uproar that oscillated intermittently between shrieks of horror and howling laughter. During the 100 minutes which compose the fourth and (allegedly) final film in the Jackass oeuvre, I was reminded—as I am every time I witness a film of this caliber—of what is so magical about the moving pictures. It’s what the Lumière brothers sought over a century ago by revolutionizing filmmaking equipment, giving way to the birth of cinema; it’s what Nicole Kidman gazes upon in reverential awe at AMC, those “dazzling images on a huge silver screen” that make her laugh and cry and care. It’s also what I once would never have dreamed myself indulging in, back when I viewed lowbrow art purely as a poor reflection of oneself and of society.
Now, seeing Jackass Forever was similar to the first experience I had last summer—post-double vaxxed, pre-Omicron variant—in a bar with my friends full of chattering, laughing, schmoozing people. I was nearly moved to tears. But Jackass Forever was different from other raucous, crowded theatrical outings I have had since the onset of the pandemic, like seeing Venom: Let There Be Carnage, or Licorice Pizza, or The Beatles: Get Back rooftop concert in IMAX. While all were certainly fun viewings, instilling hope in the face of ongoing theatrical despair, there is something especially pure and, above all, beautiful, about the masses converging together in a dark little room to guffaw at something as simple and innocent as middle-aged men bruising their ballsacks and chugging rotten milk so that they can puke on themselves while being spun around on a small carousel meant purely for torture.
But let’s take it back a bit. In middle school, my boyfriend at the time took me to see Jackass 3D with his friend. Despite the fact that, logistically speaking, my boyfriend’s friend was the third wheel, it was I who was tagging along on someone else’s date. My appearance at this screening was met with a fair amount of personal resistance prior. My boyfriend was a Jackass obsessive—though more specifically he was a zealot of Bam Margera and his Jackass spin-off series Viva La Bam. I never heard the end of it about that guy, and I sort of hated Margera and the whole Jackass gang based purely on secondhand exposure. I was also not thrilled about the idea of partaking in the consumption of “low art.” This was before I had really begun to dig into capital-C Cinema—including niche, high-brow classics like American Psycho, Fight Club and Pulp Fiction—but I was nonetheless a girl in high school obsessed with appearances. What could be worse than watching a film in which human beings debase themselves with their own putrid bodily functions? Certainly, girls do not do such things. It’s important for us to look pretty and do pretty things, so that we may eventually wrangle ourselves a proper mate.
But somehow, this little boyfriend of mine managed to convince me to go. Historically, I am easily convinced of anything when I think a boy is cute. But I remember sitting in that theater and watching through my shoddy 3D glasses in utter revulsion as Steve-O was hoisted into the air inside a Porta-Potty endowed with a cache of human shit, which would soon cover his body as gravity pulled the portable toilet furiously back down to earth. I didn’t find anything funny during the film’s 90 minutes. I didn’t laugh once; I only recoiled in dismay and abhorrence. My memory becomes hazier when trying to recall what happened in the immediate aftermath of this viewing, but I’m sure it included me wordless and silent as the three of us walked out of the theater, feeling ocularly violated while my boyfriend and his friend reflected on their experience with the kind of unadulterated delight one feels after witnessing art that has truly moved them. This latter sensation was how I felt as the credits rolled on Jackass Forever.