The Columnist Is a Satirical, Bloody Survey of the Limits of Free Speech

Any writer will attest to Twitter being a special brand of personal hell. Whether it serves as a tremendous time-suck, a platform for dim-witted discourse or a vehicle for egotistical maniacs to spew unnecessary vitriol, many writers grapple with using Twitter in a way that is both productive and personally fulfilling.
The Columnist’s central character, Femke Boot (Katja Herbers), a staffer for the Dutch daily newspaper Volkskrant, personifies this struggle. Unable to separate herself from the morbid and unyielding stream of death threats that perpetually bombarded her on Twitter, she quickly descends into an unhealthy obsession surrounding her online harassment. Due to her politically progressive and overwhelmingly feminist columns, she has been made public enemy number one by every edgy online sexist in Holland. This vocal community ultimately serves as Femke’s own personal hunting ground when she can no longer cope with the persistence of strangers graphically detailing how they wish to impale her, “cunt-first.”
While some viewers might expect The Columnist to further ruminate on the validity of female rage as it pertains to lashing back against rape culture a la Promising Young Woman, director Ivo van Aart is far more interested in exploring the messy intricacies of freedom of speech and the violence inherent in attempting to suppress it. Ironically, Femke’s teenage daughter Anna (Claire Porro) ruthlessly campaigns for a free speech rally to be held at her school in support of those who live in countries which restrict freedom of speech for citizens.
“It’s about people in Turkey, Russia, the Philippines who risk their lives every time they write some criticism on the internet,” Anna argues after her mother scoffs at her campaign.
“It’s just so incredibly prissy, Anna,” Femke retorts.
Obviously, Femke has a less sympathetic view of the topic, going so far as to call it “old-fashioned” in a speech she writes for her daughter’s campaign. She does kind of have a point, what with the recent phenomenon of intolerant journalists like Bari Weiss leaving their day jobs and citing a rise in “wokeness” as a threat to their first amendment rights. There is also the unfortunate overlap (at least in the U.S.) of freedom of speech also protecting hate speech as an immutable right. Of course, the latter aspect is what Femke finds most insidious, as the Dutch police actively mock her attempt to report the escalating misogynistic threats targeting the writer and her family.
“My advice is to simply not look at these websites anymore,” replies a slack-jawed cop to Femke’s request to file a police report. “It’s the internet, it’s not real.”