Have Another Round of Merriment, Melancholy and Mads Mikkelsen

Boys will be boys and girls will be girls, rowdy and carousing. Men will be men and women will be women, dissatisfied with their adulthood and increasingly disconnected with their spouses. But when the going gets tough, it’s men who indulge themselves by moping with their bros in commiseration over their various miseries. In Thomas Vinterberg’s new film Another Round, camaraderie starts out as emotional support before dissolving into male foolishness cleverly disguised as scientific study: A drinking contest where nobody competes and everybody wins until they lose.
Martin (Mads Mikkelsen), a teacher in Copenhagen, bobs lazily through his professional and personal lives: When he’s at school he’s indifferent and when he’s at home he’s practically alone. His wife, Anika (Maria Bonnevie), works late shifts and typically leaves for her job not long after he returns from his. His sons, Kasper (Silas Cornelius Van) and Jonas (Magnus Sjørup), act like he’s not there even when he is, though this dynamic is at least partly explained by youth: Teenage boys, after all, are basically bipedal turtles with smartphones. Martin’s closest connections are with his friends and fellow teachers, Tommy (Thomas Bo Larsen), Nikolaj (Magnus Millang) and Peter (Lars Ranthe), who like many dudes of a certain age share his glum sentiments.
To cure their malaise, Nikolaj proposes putting Norwegian psychiatrist Finn Skårderud’s blood alcohol content theory to the test: Skårderud maintains that hovering at a cool 0.05% BAC helps people stay relaxed and loose, thus increasing their faculty for living to the fullest. What sounds like an excuse among pals to get soused together pays off as their spirits and humors improve. Martin rediscovers his long-dormant confidence, the swagger that once held Peter and Nikolaj in awe, and his teaching rises to rock star status as his relationship with his family ameliorates. Drinking does the soul good, so the gang reasons that more drinking means more good, which of course is folly. They’re a well-read bunch, but approximately none of them has seen The Legend of Drunken Master and learned from Jackie Chan the importance of knowing one’s limits.
Another Round functions as a spiritual sequel to The Commune, Vinterberg’s 2016 drama about a married couple dipping their toes into a co-op lifestyle and finding discontent amongst betrayals of the heart. Martin and the guys place too much value on the alcohol itself as the answer for their existential woes without fully accepting that habitual drinking is a bottomless trapdoor. Apparently they also haven’t seen the Simpsons episode “Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment,” either, or else they’d recognize alcohol as both the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems: Try submerging feelings of failure and mediocrity in booze as much as you like, but they’ll eventually figure out how to swim. The magical whatsit sought by characters in this film, and in The Commune, only distracts them from their real problems instead of fixing them, which of course makes those problems infinitely worse.