My Problematic Loves: Almodóvar, Matador and the “Rape Culture Bechdel Test”

Personally, I have had enough assault, bullying, harassment and “rape culture” crap for a lifetime. Arguably multiple lifetimes. (I know I’m not the only one.) I know exactly what happened at dorm parties at Yale in the ’80s and ’90s. And you, Amherst, and you, Dartmouth, and you, Harvard, and you, UC Santa Barbara! (Wesleyan, consider yourself off the hook—freakie-deakie, yes; rapey, no.)
In other words, I know. I know what it’s like to be speak out and not be believed, to speak out and get told you provoked it and it’s your fault, to speak out and find yourself blackballed as a troublemaker, speak out and end up in a five-hour deposition in which the burden is on you to “prove” that a power-abusing, dishonest and sneaky person was dishonest and sneaky about abusing his power. I know what it’s like to secretly agree it was your fault because hey, you ate that brownie. And I know what it’s like to never, ever, ever talk about what happened because you don’t want to go through any of the above.
So you’d think I’d sympathize with the notion that we’d all benefit from a Bechdel Test for “rape culture” in movies. An attempt at finding “a simple way” to address the problem of “rape culture in movies,” the Rape Culture Bechdel Test would test for “agency in romantic interest” and it would be failed by (for example) The Graduate. Not because of Mrs. Robinson’s seduction of a 21-year-old Benjamin Braddock, prompting a massive existential crisis, but rather because when Braddock screams “Elaine” through that piece of glass at the church in the film’s famous denouement, he is pressuring her. Also on the chopping block? John Cusack non-consensually standing outside Ione Skye’s with his iconic boombox blaring Peter Gabriel in Say Anything. The Great Gatsby is also out because apparently Leonardo DiCaprio has an opinion on why Carey Mulligan feels however she feels? So among other things, the rape culture Bechdel test also ramifies onto literary fiction from one hundred years ago. (I guess Hollywood should consider adaptations and historical fiction off-limits until “rape culture” is no longer a thing.)
The question we probably need to force ourselves to ask is an uncomfortable one: What do we lose when we make “easy” prescriptions for art. Nothing about “rape culture” is simple, and no four easy steps will eliminate it from the film (or actual) world. On the contrary, pretending some simple prescription would be an effective one would, I think, backfire. Because we don’t really solve problems by merely suppressing them, and because while film is certainly a medium that is often used for propaganda, narrative filmmaking interprets the world; it doesn’t dictate the terms on which the world exists. Basically, The Silence of the Lambs doesn’t perpetuate cannibal-serial-killer culture, 101 Dalmatians does not perpetuate puppies-butchering culture, and rape culture is not de facto perpetuated or normalized when it is depicted in movies. There is very much such a thing as a film that dwells extensively on non-consensual and/or seriously violent sex, harassment or objectification or infantilization of women, abuse of power by men, or all of the above, not only without perpetuating or normalizing, but in some cases doing the exact opposite. Case in point: the work of Pedro Almodóvar.
I was in tenth grade when Pedro Almodóvar’s film Matador was released, and I’m not sure I’d ever seen a straight up dragged-into-a-dark-alley rape scene in a film before. When a tormented young Ángel (Antonio Banderas) did that in the first 20 minutes of the film, I remember being surprised at what I was seeing. The fact that it is a humiliating premature-ejaculation failed rape didn’t diminish the discomfort; it made it even more squirm-inducing. Matador only gets weirder, kinkier and more violent from there. And I love it.