Somers Isle & Loveshade

Sun on the Rocks - The Bahamas Lotion

Sun on the Rocks - The Bahamas Lotion by Somers Isle & Loveshade
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fiction Arts, Humor
For readers of:banana humor, Pink Panther, Decameron, social parody, realistic Charlie's Angels
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Print Length83 pages
About the Book

Teleoperator Clarity Nice and her friends, librarian Lanai Thomson, lifeguard Taimi Kendrick, ethnographer Flower Parkwood, Australian surfer Jenna Likeway, and the well-to-do Malibu resident and cheerleader Cynthia Stevenson, attend a gala for beauty lotion 'Elony' in Nassau, Bahamas, at a Disco named Neria B, where they are arrested by International Sensual Brigade Officer Alven Donway, for being accomplices of a large scale abduction raid on affluent women, being carried out through 'Elony' by an unscrupulous, good looking, wealthy business woman, named Cassandra Scafarel, a high ranking associate of Cayman Island´s Lofty Bank owner, Buddha Talk.

To avoid jail for her and her friends, Clarity strikes a deal with Donway to seek the perpetrator of the beauty lotion fraud and agrees to find evidence for Donway of the fraud, by following sex goddess Penelope Avalon, the 'Elony' beauty lotion spokesperson and one of the few people who knows the location of Scafarel´s pleasure palace resort for women, Neria A, somewhere in the Bahamas.

About the Author

I write Banana humor, breezy, rewarding, sound, and easy to peel, like the fruit. Clocked 1,000,000 words of fiction. Ebooks I offer are written by me, I publish as Somers Isle & Loveshade.

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