Here Are Some Possible USA Men’s Olympic Basketball Lineups
...in ascending order of ridiculousness

USA Basketball announced its 12-man roster for the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro last week. The group is missing a few megastars that were expected to be roster locks – guys like reigning two-time NBA MVP Stephen Curry, reigning NBA champion and best basketball player alive LeBron James, human foul-drawing machine James Harden, NBA Jam avatar come to life Russell Westbrook and more decided not to make the trip, for reasons ranging from “I’m injured” to “I’m concerned about the Zika virus” and “I want to hang out with the Larry O’Brien trophy all summer.”
Still, the US will enter the tournament as the overwhelming favorite to take home the Gold Medal. That’s what happens when 10 of the 12 players on your roster have made at least one All-Star team (Carmelo Anthony, Jimmy Butler, DeMarcus Cousins, DeMar DeRozan, Kevin Durant, Paul George, Draymond Green, Kyrie Irving, Kyle Lowry and Klay Thompson), and nine of those 10 (all but Irving) made it this year. At first glance, it may seem tough to fit so much star talent into neatly defined roles, but Coach K makes this all work by clearly delineating everything right from the jump.
So what will Team USA actually look like on the floor? Let’s walk through a few potential lineup combinations – ranging from rational to ridiculous – to see how they’d work together.
Irving – Thompson – George – Durant – Cousins
This is the group most observers have penciled in as the probable starters. It’s possible Anthony could take the place of one of Thompson, George, or Cousins, because USA Basketball values seniority and Anthony is, along with Durant, one of two players on the team with prior Olympics experience, but this seems like the way they’ll likely lean. Anthony and/or Durant will almost definitely see some time at center during the tournament, but Coach K likes to start games with a big lineup before moving into small-ball later on, Warriors style. (Durant and James started with Chris Paul, Kobe Bryant and Tyson Chandler in 2012.) Cousins is a better fit as the lone true big man than DeAndre Jordan.
There’s only one Warrior (Thompson) in this group, but it’s somewhat helpful to think of lineups in terms of that team, because the way Team USA moves the ball is very similar. Irving slides neatly into the Curry role here, while Thompson plays himself, Durant can do a heck of a Draymond Green impersonation (and a whole lot more), Cousins becomes an angrier version of Andrew Bogut, and George is the most overqualified Harrison Barnes there could possibly be.
Lowry – Butler – DeRozan – Anthony – Green
The bench mob. Anthony is one of the great players in the history of international basketball, and pairing him with Green in the frontcourt seems like a natural fit. Draymond can play the role he normally does on the Warriors, with his kickouts out of the pick and roll setting Anthony up for endless catch-and-shoot opportunities. We’ve all seen what happens when Melo has time to lock, set, rise and fire. It also helps to have a space-eating big man behind Anthony to cover up any defensive lapses.
Using this group also lets Lowry and DeRozan play together; it’s always nice when Team USA gets NBA teammates out there at the same time because they have easy chemistry. A Lowry-Butler backcourt with Green out there to switch any opposing pick and rolls also gives this group a defensive bent, even with DeRozan and Anthony on the floor as well.
Irving – Thompson – Durant – Anthony – Green
It’s not quite the dream version of Golden State’s Death Lineup that would have given opponents heart attacks the moment it stepped on the court (Curry, Thompson, Durant, LeBron, Green) but it’s pretty damn close. It would not at all be a surprise if this were the group that Team USA ended any close games with. The sheer amount of shooting on the floor with this group would stretch defenses wire thin, and between the off-dribble capabilities of Irving, Durant and Anthony in particular, there would really be no good way to defend them. Plus it would allow Irving to continually troll the two star Warriors (as he plans to do) even while they’re in the game together.