Late Night Last Week: John Mulaney Returns, John Oliver on Sports Betting, and More

Every week, Late Night Last Week highlights some of the best late night TV from the previous week. In this week’s late night TV recap, John Mulaney returns with his Netflix talk show, John Oliver looks at the omnipresence of sports betting, and Taylor Tomlinson jokes about the FBI’s newfound love of the UFC.
As Michael Scott once reminded us, St. Patrick’s Day is the closest holiday the Irish will ever have to Christmas. Well, today, we of Irish descent, and indeed all citizens of the world, got the greatest gift of all: the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences announced that our hero, our true patron saint, our beloved Conan O’Brien, will return next year to host the 98th Academy Awards. It truly is like Christmas Morning. Checkmate, atheists.
John Oliver Deconstructs our Modern Sports Betting Hell
On his March 16 broadcast, John Oliver tackled one of the preeminent phenomena of our time: the rise of sports gambling. As the always-perceptive host points out, gambling advertisements have quickly infused themselves into, well, basically everywhere.
From the outset of his monologue, Oliver makes his stance clear: he’s not against gambling, especially that which functions more or less as entertainment. But throughout the monologue, Oliver makes the persuasive case for the corrosive nature of this new form of gambling, which, for the most part, now exists in the pockets of consumers, who can easily place bets on nearly every sport imaginable, from the National Football League to Polish table tennis, at any time of day, at a moment’s notice.
Oliver outlines the predatory nature of many gambling companies, who not only gather untold amounts of data to understand their customers, but then employ it to locate those who spend the most, i.e. those who are the most or most-likely-to-be addicted, and target them with special offers to keep them gambling. One company, Fliff, even does some complicated workaround to allow those who are underage to gamble.
“It’s not gambling. It’s a social free to play sweepstakes, with micro-transactions that pay out real cash if you win, available to teens when their brains are most impressionable,” Oliver explained. “What could possibly go wrong?”
Plus, the name “Fliff” is too good for Oliver to resist.
“It sounds like either one of the most innocent things imaginable, like a helpful cartoon chipmunk, or that little bit of flower that’s on top of freshly baked bread,” Oliver reasoned. “Or something so disgusting it has its own Pornhub page with videos like, ‘Stepmom Gressica Shyne gets fliffed by personal trainer and his college advisor, Rod Steel.’”
The upshot of Oliver’s monologue: sports gambling should be legal, but we need to rein it in, just like there are laws against cigarette advertisements and limits on how much alcohol one can be served at a restaurant. If you’re wondering just how pervasive this stuff has got, Oliver played a clip of a 60 Minutes correspondent L. Jon Wertheim, who, in a report on sports gambling, offered a disclaimer that, while working as commentator on the Tennis Channel, he sits behind a desk with a DraftKings on the front.
“That has got to be a demoralizing thing to have to do,” Oliver said. “It’d be like if I told you after all these years that I’d been sitting behind a desk sponsored by the Sackler family.”
“It would make you question some things.”