TV Rewind: Finished Your Glee Rewatch? It’s Time for the Truly Bonkers Pretty Little Liars
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One thing I’ve really been noticing during these quarantimes (what I call “times of quarantine,” or “quarantine times”) are people’s choices when it comes to their television binge-watches. They’ve been a combination of rewatches and first-time watches of beloved shows, prestige shows, and, well, cursed shows. Which means I’ve seen a lot of recent rewatches and first-time watches of shows like The O.C. & Gossip Girl (Josh Schwartz and Stephanie Savage must be proud) and Felicity, Alias, & Lost (J.J. Abrams and Greg Grunberg must also be proud); I’ve seen them for shows like The Sopranos, Mad Men, & The Leftovers; I’ve seen them shows like Glee.
Now, that last one especially sticks out, because at this point in time, deciding to rewatch Glee or watch Glee for the first time is essentially like signing a contract with the TV demons, one that requires you to update everyone you know (and even people you don’t) about your Glee progress, which in turn causes them to remember things about Glee they had long since buried in a shallow mind grave for good reason. Unlike those other binge-watches, a binge-watch of Glee is one that requires a dedication to specific type of televised madness. And when it’s over, where can you possibly go for your next binge-watch? Over to one of those beloved or prestige shows? A better Ryan Murphy property (Popular)? A worse one (Scream Queens)?
To me, with the return of Glee to the TV nerd consciousness in this way—to the point that Ryan Murphy is now threatening to do it all over again—the best route is for a follow-up of equal or greater madness, one that truly captured the spirit of ridiculousness and nonsense that a series such as Glee exuded, especially in the same era. Thankfully, with the launch of HBO Max, the perfect follow-up series (right down to lasting long past its expiration date in a lot of ways) is finally available to stream again: ABC Family’s (now known as Freeform) flagship teen drama series, the now 10-years-old Pretty Little Liars. (There’s even actor overlap between it and the aforementioned “other” Ryan Murphy properties.)
Based on the book series of the same name by Sara Shepard and lasting seven seasons and 160 episodes, Pretty Little Liars (developed by showrunner I. Marlene King) premiered on ABC Family in June of 2010, just a year after Glee. But thankfully, unlike a number of teen dramas in a post-Glee world, Pretty Little Liars never relied on its cast to be actors-slash-singers. (Except for that one time, which only cemented that specific character’s role as “the one who seems to be on a different show.”) Instead, Liars paved the way for the modern-day teen drama with a dark, mysterious genre (but not quite sci-fi/fantasy/supernatural) twist, a la Riverdale (again, minus the unnecessary singing), steeped in intentional anachronisms and heavily inspired by Old Hollywood (especially film noir and the films of Alfred Hitchcock).
Pretty Little Liars also took a page out of Twin Peaks and Veronica Mars books, as the series centered around the major question of, “What if the most privileged teenage girl you knew in a small town ended up murdered?” Only Pretty Little Liars rephrased the question into, “What if the most privileged teenage girl—who was also possibly the worst person you knew—in small town ended up murdered … and then an omniscient, omnipresent bully hacker plagued you and your friends over your complicity in her Queen Bee reign of terror prior to her murder?” Honestly, even Gossip Girl could never achieve such heights. And with that specific question, an increasingly-impressive and eerie amount of tricks up “A’s” (the omniscient, omnipresent bully hacker) sleeve, flashbacks revealing just how much of a nightmare the deceased Alison DiLaurentis (Sasha Pieterse) was, and a quite winning foursome in the form of Lucy Hale (Aria Montgomery), Troian Bellisario (Spencer Hastings), Ashley Benson (Hanna Marin), and Shay Mitchell (Emily Fields), Pretty Little Liars had itself a stew going.
Of course, like many of its contemporaries (both dramas and comedies), Pretty Little Liars holds up in 2020 about as well a wet tissue. To be perfectly honest, it held up poorly as it aired, specifically in the case of its centerpiece “love” affair between the 16-year-old Aria and her 20-something-year-old English teacher, Ezra Fitz (Ian Harding). Or in the case of pretty much every one of these 16-year-old girl characters—excluding lesbian Emily and other LGBTQ+ supporting characters, at least—and their “love” affairs with 20-something-but-closer-to-30-year-old men. In fact, Pretty Little Liars was arguably the major tipping point for teacher-student (and adult-teen) relationships in teen dramas, to the point that Riverdale’s attempt at doing the story in its otherwise lauded first season was met with such a loud metaphorical thud it was truly impressive.