The 10 Best Alt Comedy Shows In New York City

Hello. My name is Seth Simons (M/24/5’5”) and I have seen every comedy show in New York City and I am pleased to say: comedy sucks. It blows chunks, muchachos! It’s all just someone saying something they thought about, which maybe you also thought about, and then maybe they twist it slightly or maybe the joke is they don’t twist it at all, and then everyone hoots and hollers and goes home to their loved ones, which is probably the worst part of everything. Ugh!
Luckily for you, if you happen to be someone with my exact tastes, New York is home to a thriving alternative comedy scene. “Alternative” is a mostly meaningless word that either means “smarter and better and funnier than everything else” or “incoherent undisciplined meta self-serving garbagio” depending on who says it. For our purposes, alt-comedy is best defined negatively: it generally does not happen in a club, usually does not consist of observational storytelling, and sometimes doesn’t resemble stand-up at all. But sometimes it does all those things, because language is a construct and someday we’ll all die of having not died already. Woohoo!!
Anyway, for those of you who either live in New York or dream of someday living here, a.k.a. everyone, lol!, here are the ten best alt shows in the big town where it all goes down and everyone loves to clown around:
10. Drunk TED Talks
I used to work at a tech startup, forgive me, for a boss whose entire personality was quoting TED Talks. It was a dark time in my life, and probably other people’s lives, but then I found a spreadsheet of how much everyone else got paid and I instantly transformed into the handsome successful freelance writer I am today. Anyway, Eric Thurm’s Drunk TED Talks is pretty much exactly what it sounds like: smart people getting smashed and talking about stuff they like. The lineups tend to favor writers and journalists (like Casey Johnston, Alana Massey and Rachel Syme) over comedians (like Ariel Dumas and Sasheer Zamata), but I still think it’s kosher to call this a comedy show, because, fuck TED Talks.
Monthly; next show August 10th – 8 pm – Littlefield – $5
9. Holy Fuck Comedy Hour
Holy Fuck is a grab bag of improv and (mostly improvised) sketch, unwritten and unrehearsed by an ensemble of standout Annoyance Theatre performers. For the unfamiliar, the Annoyance approach to improv is generally less focused on game than on character; founder Mick Napier has written, in a not-so-implicit critique of the UCB, that the conventional rules of improv are “destructive” constraints on the player’s, well, ability to play. (“Game”? More like “Lame”!!) Annoyance-style comedy encourages the bizarre and unpredictable—as opposed to identifying a joke in the first beat and playing it to death in the rest—which makes for some truly sublime scenes (and plenty of costume changes) in the theatre’s tentpole variety hour. (While you’re at it, check out Annoyance veterans Matt Barats and John Reynolds’ show Sadie Hawkins Day at the UCB—you might recognize Reynolds from Netflix’s Stranger Things.) Also it’s free! Neat.
Thursdays – 10:30 pm – Annoyance Theatre – Free
8. Fuck That Movie
Cinema, like comedy, is a bad and stupid form, and has been ever since that nerd filmed that other nerd sneezing. Get a life! Perhaps New York’s oldest and most respected panel-based film-centric comedy hatefest, Fuck That Movie is hosted by Joel Kim Booster (Conan) and Anna Drezen (Reductress), two comics who you really ought to catch while you can still catch ‘em for five bucks in a Williamsburg bar-slash-audiovisual-boutique. Every month their panel of comedians, both emerging and emerged, lampoon some of our culture’s most beloved films, which are all terrible.
Second Fridays – 8 pm – Videology – $5
7. Showgasm
If you don’t know John Early from his stand-up, you surely know him from Netflix’s The Characters, 30 Rock, Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, that confusingly subtextually regressive Neighbors sequel, or this private video diary he kept seven years ago. I don’t know what we did to deserve it but he’s still in New York, knock on wood, and still curating Ars Nova’s monthly variety show, where $20 gets you two (2) drinks and one slice (1) of pizza and one (1) evening of comedy and/or theatre and/or music and/or dance and/or performance art. That’s four different things! Four times the normal amount of things in a thing! Guests have included Kate Berlant, Guy Branum, Bridget Everett, Jermaine Fowler and Reggie Watts, though Showgasm would still be worth the cover if it were only Early and his DJ, DJ Hamm Sandwich.
Monthly; next show TBA – 8pm – Ars Nova – $5-20