Super Tuesday is just around the corner which means we have just a few more days to cyberbully the mayors out of this race. While Pete Buttigieg was busy tweeting his best ninth grade poetry assignment, billionaire Mike Bloomberg shared some super duper, totally real evidence of vandalism at his various campaign offices on Twitter this week. I’m not sure what’s more fishy: the broken windows with glass outside of the building in Salt Lake City, or the not-vandalised Flint, MI (a town still without clean water, a problem Bloomberg could fix in an instant) office which suffered from a naughty sign put on its door. Either way, Bloomberg’s mysterious comedy writer must be busy trying to spin his boss out of this lunacy. We don’t know who this man is (or woman, but… c’mon) but we know these are the actual funniest tweets of the week.